Fig-tionary – June 16, 2005

ujr (Requested by princess_castle) Function: adjective – greater in scale or degree as described by a Brit – Usage: “My dad is ujr than your dad,” said Basil. okj (Requested by princess_castle) Function: noun – a noise made while choking on an affirmation of attending an event to which you don’t want to go – [...]

Hai-Kuul – June 16, 2005

Open Bar (Requested by The Shellie) Much more expensive But worth the price to see your Friends act like morons What Do You Mean Your Cousin Isn’t Being Invited? (Requested by The Shellie) I heard a rumour Someone didn’t make the cut Whose wedding is this? Chicken or Beef (Requested by The Shellie) You offered [...]

Take a Chance on SPAM!

Take A Chance I was chatting with Dave the other day, and for one reason or another the subject turned to a John Woo flick called Hard Target. Incidentally, that movie sucked the big wang in the sky. Jean-Claude Van Damme was up to his normal level of acting, which is located somewhere between a [...]

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