Figtionary – April 20, 2010

Posted on April 20, 2010 by Jorge

idiocracy (Not really a request. My friend Donna used this word and I had to create a definition.)

  1. Function: noun – The aggregate of those believed to be idiots. A social class comprised entirely of idiots – Usage: I met someone on the subway today who was clearly a part of the idiocracy.




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Fig-tionary – January 16, 2006

Posted on January 16, 2006 by Jorge

aidea (Requested by s-)

  1. Function: noun – A plan for action whose result is to help someone – Usage: Out of everyone on the island, Dave was the one who came up with the best aidea to deal with Jorge’s broken arm.




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Fig-tionary – November 14, 2005

Posted on November 14, 2005 by Jorge

jealoupus (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)

  1. Function: adjective – Disposed to suspect rivalry or unfaithfulness specifically from creatures with more than two arms – Usage: Dave flew into a jealopus rage as the squid eyed his wife appreciatively.




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Fig-tionary – September 20, 2005

Posted on September 20, 2005 by Jorge

naughtly (Requested by edplue78)

  1. Function: adverb – Doing something with ease, as if it were nothing at all – Usage: Dave naughtly whipped together a meal fit for a king.




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Fig-tionary – July 12, 2005

Posted on July 12, 2005 by Jorge

sunglower (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)

  1. Function: transitive verb – To look or stare with sullen annoyance as a normally unnaturally cheery person – Usage: Little Miss Sweetiepants sunglowered at the pit bull that just made a mess in her tulip garden.
  2. Function: noun – A sullen, brooding look of annoyance given by an unnaturally cheery person – Usage: Little Miss Sweetiepants gave Dave a sunglower after he belched at the dinner table.


lecutes (Requested by princess_castle)

  1. Function: noun – Cute people from France or Québec – Usage: “Check out those lecutes, ” said Dave, hopping up and down excitedly.


porents (Requested by princess_castle)

  1. Function: noun – Ents that have no money – Usage: Treebeard sighed as he and Fern settled down near the entrance of the subway station to panhandle. Life for porents was tough in the Fourth Age.


acually (Requested by princess_castle)

  1. Function: adjective – Filled with error due to lack of care – Usage: Mr. Robinson could acually add numbers together with startling results!




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