Figtionary – April 20, 2010

idiocracy (Not really a request. My friend Donna used this word and I had to create a definition.)

  1. Function: noun – The aggregate of those believed to be idiots. A social class comprised entirely of idiots – Usage: I met someone on the subway today who was clearly a part of the idiocracy.




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Fig-tionary – January 16, 2006

aidea (Requested by s-)

  1. Function: noun – A plan for action whose result is to help someone – Usage: Out of everyone on the island, Dave was the one who came up with the best aidea to deal with Jorge’s broken arm.




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Fig-tionary – November 14, 2005

jealoupus (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)

  1. Function: adjective – Disposed to suspect rivalry or unfaithfulness specifically from creatures with more than two arms – Usage: Dave flew into a jealopus rage as the squid eyed his wife appreciatively.




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Fig-tionary – September 20, 2005

naughtly (Requested by edplue78)

  1. Function: adverb – Doing something with ease, as if it were nothing at all – Usage: Dave naughtly whipped together a meal fit for a king.




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Fig-tionary – July 12, 2005

sunglower (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)

  1. Function: transitive verb – To look or stare with sullen annoyance as a normally unnaturally cheery person – Usage: Little Miss Sweetiepants sunglowered at the pit bull that just made a mess in her tulip garden.
  2. Function: noun – A sullen, brooding look of annoyance given by an unnaturally cheery person – Usage: Little Miss Sweetiepants gave Dave a sunglower after he belched at the dinner table.


lecutes (Requested by princess_castle)

  1. Function: noun – Cute people from France or Québec – Usage: “Check out those lecutes, ” said Dave, hopping up and down excitedly.


porents (Requested by princess_castle)

  1. Function: noun – Ents that have no money – Usage: Treebeard sighed as he and Fern settled down near the entrance of the subway station to panhandle. Life for porents was tough in the Fourth Age.


acually (Requested by princess_castle)

  1. Function: adjective – Filled with error due to lack of care – Usage: Mr. Robinson could acually add numbers together with startling results!




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Fig-tionary – June 28, 2005

dought (Requested by princess_castle)

Actually the inflected form of dow.


starnge (Requested by princess_castle)

  1. Function: adjective – of, relating to, or characteristic of a celebrity. Extraordinary in relation to a celebrity – Usage: Jude Law is very starnge.


driends (Requested by princess_castle)

  1. Function: noun – An acquaintance that one dreads to spend time with. A dreaded friend – Usage: Mary went to answer the door and let out a cry of dismay as she spied her driend Esmarelda through the peephole.


echin (Requested by princess_castle)

This is already a word.


censear (Requested by Schmitgit)

  1. Function: transitive verb – To examine in order to delete or suppress objectionable content by utilizing fire – Usage: George Lucas held up the smouldering remains of the next chapter of Star Wars after it had been censeared.




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Fig-tionary – June 16, 2005

ujr (Requested by princess_castle)

  1. Function: adjective – greater in scale or degree as described by a Brit – Usage: “My dad is ujr than your dad,” said Basil.


okj (Requested by princess_castle)

  1. Function: noun – a noise made while choking on an affirmation of attending an event to which you don’t want to go – Usage: Upon being asked by his boss to attend the cattle-prod testing seminar, Bert nervously agreed with an ‘ojk’ noise and a nod.


ahnks (Requested by princess_castle)

  1. Function: noun – an abbreviated name for ‘ankles’ – Usage: Gloria wanted to go running, but she sprained both her ahnks the night before kicking her brother’s ass to oblivion for wearing her stockings.




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