Hai-Kuul – Jan 30, 2010

Disappointment
If only they knew
What you’ve thrown away because
You’ve backed the wrong team


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Hai-Kuul – September 21, 2005

I Smell Olives (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
What is that I smell?
The smell of organic salt
Growing from the trees


Down With Ye Awld Speckled Hen! (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Spell old correctly!
You think you are so fancy!
Go to Hades, Hen!


Polynesian Dance (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Gyrating those hips
Wearing palm leaves as a dress
And coconut bras


Tix (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Online ticket folks
Complete with a catchy name
Wish I’d thought of it


1000 Miles An Hour (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
My thoughts race like wind
Neural pathways all on fire
I hate math quizzes


Body Like a Battleaxe (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Tougher than iron
She roughly kneads the bread dough
With her gnarled fingers


Nurses (Naughty Ones Are Fun Too) (Requested by anurs2)
Recuperation
Is facilitated by
Hot PVC threads




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Hai-Kuul – Aug 10, 2005

Wish Me Luck (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
I am so unsure
And so I must trust to fate
Rather than myself


The Flu Again (Requested by Courtney8292)
Gripping like a vise
It refuses to leave me
I must beat this thing


Dayquil = Miracle Elixir (Requested by Courtney8292)
Magical Dayquil
Banish the evil spirits
Send them back to hell!




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Hai-Kuul – May 26, 2005

Blarney Stone (Requested by Drea)
Across the ocean
People kiss a big boulder
And then wash their mouths


Paddywagons (Requested by Drea)
Please don’t commit crimes
You’ll be transported to jail
In this vehicle


I’se da Bye’s (Requested by Drea)
I built me a boat
And took it home to Liza
She said, “What the Hell?”


Screech ’em In (Requested by Drea)
Go kiss the cod’s lips
Then drink some home-brewed fire from
The barrel’s bottom




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Hai-Kuul – April 16, 2005

Written because I am bored and poor…


Drea the Terminata (Requested by Drea)
Iron assassin
Blonde hair and one bruised kneecap
Ball hockey Killa!


Sleep Clinics (Inspired by my Friday night)
Sleep studies suck ass
They stick electrodes on you
With tape! Instant wax!





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