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Hai-Kuul – May 26, 2005

Blarney Stone (Requested by Drea)
Across the ocean
People kiss a big boulder
And then wash their mouths


Paddywagons (Requested by Drea)
Please don’t commit crimes
You’ll be transported to jail
In this vehicle


I’se da Bye’s (Requested by Drea)
I built me a boat
And took it home to Liza
She said, “What the Hell?”


Screech ’em In (Requested by Drea)
Go kiss the cod’s lips
Then drink some home-brewed fire from
The barrel’s bottom




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4 Responses

  1. The blarney thing always sorta freaked me out, I mean is it carrying 2000 year old strains of the flu?

  2. I kissed the Blarney Stone once. Look at me….I’m somewhat unfazed by it. Except for the nervous tic. And those pesky boils.

  3. drea is requesting paddywagon haiku? oh, dear. that isn’t a good sign. 🙂 patresa

  4. Wow- looks like you’ve been haikuulin up a storm!

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