Hai-Kuul – May 04, 2005

Big Butts (Requested by krista)
There is nothing wrong
Owning a larger behind
More meat, softer seat

Fire Engine Red (Requested by Theresa Warrior Princess)
A popular tone
Means more attention and much
Higher insurance

Popsicle Stains (Requested by Theresa Warrior Princess)
You like your cool treat
Suddenly you drop it and
Swear like a sailor

Math Girl (Requested by Theresa Warrior Princess)
Who is the math girl?
She’s sitting in the corner
With her abacus

Day-Old Rice Krispie Treat (Requested by Patresa74)
This treat was so good
Yesterday. Today it is
Harder than a rock

The Paperclip (Requested by St-Martini-of-the-Vodka)
A very good tool
Sometimes metal, sometimes not
Holding it all in

Lust (Requested by Miranda)
Wanting and needing
And beyond. Sometimes more than
Your own precious life

Igor Does the Jig (Requested by Drea)
Her cuteness is foiled
Now dancing the angry dance
With her brand new name

Drea Drops the Dimples (Requested by Drea)
So much for dimples
They don’t always work you know
And away they go

🙂 (Requested by Drea)
Ah, the smiley face
The oft used emoticon
For feeling happy

Identity Crisis (Requested by Drea)
I’m confused you know
I have lost my memory
Who the hell am I?

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Fig-tionary – May 04, 2005

vigrin (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)

  1. Function: noun – A grin brought on by the feeling of cockiness after the Viagra pill takes effect – Usage: Dave swallowed the pill, and a vigrin immediately appeared on his face as he rose to the occasion.

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