Hai-Kuul – Jan 30, 2010

Disappointment
If only they knew
What you’ve thrown away because
You’ve backed the wrong team


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Hai-Kuul – August 15, 2007

Holy Cow! (Inspired by Little J)
Cute Little Monkey
We have to buy you a new
Car seat this soon? Wow

Hai-Kuul – May 03, 2007 (Why I am an idiot)

Sterilizing Pacifiers (An example of my idiocy.)
Watched pots never boil
But sterilizing too long
Melts the poor plastic



Somebody shoot me, please.


😦



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Hai-Kuul – April 22, 2007

Little Boys and T-Ball (Requested by Courtney-O)
They look so funny
With their tiny sized bodies
Swinging a large bat


Ireland or Cancun? (Requested by Courtney-O)
A tough decision
Choosing between sun-kissed sand
Or fine alcohol


Stupid Diets (Requested by Courtney-O)
Why does the best food
Seem to taste like old cardboard
In the face of sweets?




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The 100th Hai-Kuul – May 06, 2005

A round of applause goes out to Jay for submitting the request that resulted in the 100th haiku! Go figure it was her. Go check out her page!


Nifty Pen Flashlights (Requested by St-Martini-of-the-Vodka)
When you’re in the dark
This little gadget helps you
See. And it’s quite light




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Hai-Kuul – April 10, 2006

Stargaze Lillies (Requested by Totoro)
Who gave them their name?
Did he see stars within them?
Or do they stare up?


Wedding Show (Requested by Totoro)
It’s an industry
The union of two people
For an audience


World of Warcraft (Requested by Totoro)
A persistent world
Existing purely online
This thief steals your time


My Favourite Blankie (Requested by Totoro)
So comfortable
Reminding me of my youth
True security


Drunk Duckie (Requested by Totoro)
He drifts lazily
Like a leaf caught in the wind
A smile takes his bill




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Hai-Kuul – March 30, 2006

Atheist’s Gospel (Requested by Philly Cheesesteak)
God does not exist
I hope I am not wrong when
I kick the bucket


Bear and the Squid (Requested by Philly Cheesesteak)
Obscure Kung-Fu style
Taught by an elderly man
Wearing claws and gills


The Evil Snail (Requested by Philly Cheesesteak)
A glistening trail
Shines in the moonlight, left by
The world’s slowest thief


Nice to Meet You, Sagittarian (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Hey there, what’s your sign?
A centaur with a big bow?
Watch where you aim that!


Mignon? (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
You look quite hungry
Would you like to order steak
Wrapped in smoked bacon?


Yep, She’s Got Tang. (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Check out those pouches
My mouth is watering now
Orangey goodness!





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