Hai-Kuul – September 21, 2005

I Smell Olives (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
What is that I smell?
The smell of organic salt
Growing from the trees

Down With Ye Awld Speckled Hen! (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Spell old correctly!
You think you are so fancy!
Go to Hades, Hen!

Polynesian Dance (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Gyrating those hips
Wearing palm leaves as a dress
And coconut bras

Tix (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Online ticket folks
Complete with a catchy name
Wish I’d thought of it

1000 Miles An Hour (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
My thoughts race like wind
Neural pathways all on fire
I hate math quizzes

Body Like a Battleaxe (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Tougher than iron
She roughly kneads the bread dough
With her gnarled fingers

Nurses (Naughty Ones Are Fun Too) (Requested by anurs2)
Is facilitated by
Hot PVC threads

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14 Responses

  1. The palms leaves I get…that’s hot! But, how does one wear a coconut bra exactly….?

  2. For that you will have to ask Ian. He is wise in the ways of fruity bras..

  3. I would imagine a coconut bra to be quite uncomfortable. and itchy. unless the itchy husk was removed and they were shined to a polish. even then… uncomfortable………and… Ian…. why do you know stuff about fruity bras:P xo ~Leah~

  4. I said….that I enjoy a good set of melons from time to time…………. chopped up as a refreshing snack… Obviously that was interpreted to mean that I had grand designs to incorporate tropical fruit and adequate boob support for the fashion conscious…..

  5. Chopped as a refreshing snack! Right….that’s what you meant by a good set of melons! Riiiiiiiiiiiiight…………… 🙂

  6. Jorge, Where is YOUR 7 things??? He, he, he!! Yea, I could combine all the things I do before I die, seeing that most of them have to do with getting married… Go figure. =] Paula

  7. Hello and TY for stopping by. Please feel free to visit when ever you like. Have a great day:o) ~~Anne~~

  8. *hangs head in shame* I haven’t been here in a while, been slacking on my visiting….really slacking……. Hope yer having a great one….. still loving the Hai kewls c u round!

  9. Psst….how’s lying lounge lizard for aliteration for ya? I think JD is from New Glasgow but was living in oakville….then again, maybe it was all a ploy on his part!!!! LOL c u !

  10. The olives one is one of your best, Jorge.

  11. ow…my head…. might be on tomorrow. 🙂 me

  12. May I order a coconut bra? And in desperation I will be carrying a feast..lol I quite enjoyed all these.. Have a Great Day Jorge Barb

  13. Thank you Jorge….I love it! Never tried the PVC thing but dress up could be fun! Tisha

  14. I don’t know which is the best! They are all wonderful ye awld haikuul master.

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