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Hai-Kuul – June 16, 2005

Open Bar (Requested by The Shellie)
Much more expensive
But worth the price to see your
Friends act like morons

What Do You Mean Your Cousin Isn’t Being Invited? (Requested by The Shellie)
I heard a rumour
Someone didn’t make the cut
Whose wedding is this?

Chicken or Beef (Requested by The Shellie)
You offered a choice
Which would people want to eat
Why not pick ’em both?

Macarena is On the Do Not Play List (Requested by The Shellie)
Latin line dancing
And you decide to nix it?
A wise decision

These next two were not requested on the Hai-Kuul request page, but I’ll do them anyway, because I like Pat.

Pets That Miss You (Requested by WizenedDragonPK)
You left them behind
To avoid the quarantine
They still miss you though

Dutch Coffeeshops (Requested by WizenedDragonPK)
A warm cup of Joe
Served with a side of fresh Pot
More bang for your buck

Princess_castle apparently loves her exclamation points. Enthusiasm does not go unnoticed.

Oh My Love… (Requested by princess_castle)
I gaze in your eyes
I am compelled to tell you
Your hair is on fire

Burned Pizza Tastes Good???? Yuck!!! (Requested by princess_castle)
You must be crazy
Charred cheese and pepperoni
Bad combination

The Battle of the Hai-Kuul Requesters…Armistice!!! (Requested by princess_castle)
The dust has settled
The Hai-Kuul request queens stare
At the mess they made

Where is My Prince Charming? (Requested by princess_castle)
Must I kiss a frog
To be with my truest love?
Time for dial-a-date

Jalebis (Requested by princess_castle)
East Indian treat
Made with sugar, syrup and
Dipped in more sugar

Don’t Be That Curious (Requested by princess_castle)
The questions you ask
Lead me to believe that you
Are a stalking freak

Don’t Worry Now That I Am Here (Requested by princess_castle)
You can all relax
I have all under control
I am Superman

Heavy Eyes (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
It’s been a long day
You feel so very weary
Longing for your sleep

Finally! (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
I have been waiting
Four months for this great moment
Will you marry me?

*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.


5 Responses

  1. Happy Thursday!!! Hope you’re enjoying your week. Linette

  2. Oops. Slipped again. Must be something about last week that is playing havoc with my short term memory… 🙂 Thanks Jorge, loved them both! I miss greatly the quality of the coffee – half the size, twice the flavour! Maybe I can chat with Timmy’s or something…

  3. omg..u r soo true…i am so obsessd wth my exclamation points..lol. n most of all i never realisd it before. i gss its ever since i started bloggin…words are not enough to express my state of mind.naw its not just enthusiasm…..its absolute craziness.oh my u must really hear me talk..i promise ur ear drums will never be th same..ahem.lol tc jorge n yea..thx a lot for ur comments.its so nice of u to do so but plz bare wth my exclamation points.cant help it…lol

  4. Ah I like the finally one! It’s the best when you make them unexpected. I get a ridiculous amount of pleasure from your haikus!!

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