Man Panties (Requested by patresa74)
There comes a dark time
In the life of all hombres
Where mistakes are made
Will Leg Warmers Make a Comeback? (Requested by patresa74)
The eighties brought them
On some exercise programs
A comeback? Perhaps
Penny & Me (Requested by princess_castle)
Me and my copper
Heading to the corner store
For some cheap candy
Don’t Spoil It, Please (Requested by princess_castle)
This movie is new
You saw it already, eh?
Keep your big mouth shut
Am I Late or What? (Requested by princess_castle)
What do you mean late?
I drove as fast as I could!
Oh! Last week, eh? Er…
A Live Math Notebook (Requested by princess_castle)
Math is bad enough
Without having to worry
About living books
Butterfly Wings (Requested by princess_castle)
So symmetrical
And as delicate as foil
Amazing beauty
O! Marvellous Things!!! (Requested by princess_castle)
Raindrops on roses
Whiskers on kittens. Wait. That’s
My favourite things
Why Can’t I Sing? (Requested by princess_castle)
You know the lyrics
You’ve got really great rhythm
Too bad you’re tone deaf
Gentle-Boa (Requested by princess_castle)
I know a huge snake
Who would never hurt a flea
He just slithers by
Will I Never Make You Cry? You Just Did, Hun. Grrr… (Requested by princess_castle)
Tried my very best
To induce tears in your eyes
Now I am angry
Who’s Coming With Me? (Requested by princess_castle)
We need to take them
Send them the message of war!
Cross this line to join
You Know I Never Lie…I Am Only a Great Actor! (Requested by princess_castle)
Do I speak the truth?
Always, when in character
The script never lies
Ohh Ha Ha Ha Yea…Yeah… (Requested by princess_castle)
You want in my skirt?
Next time bring a better tool
Nice toothpick, buddy
I Hope it Helps You to Find the Way (Requested by princess_castle)
Take this folded map
It has everything you need
I hope you can read
I Won’t..I Won’t..I Won’t!!! (Requested by princess_castle)
You cannot make me
Do something that I don’t want
You are not my boss!
You Asked For it (Requested by drea)
Request haiku, eh?
More than Warrior Princess, eh?
I hope you’re ready…
If you have seen the movie Hook, you will catch the reference in the following one…
Smile (Requested by drea)
Take both of your lips
Pull up the corners a bit
There you are, Peter!
Always a Bridesmaid (Requested by drea)
The price that you pay
For being adorable
And killing your dates
Scooby Doo (Requested by drea)
A talking canine
With a speech impediment
And a druggie pal
Bush Attacks Texas (Requested by drea)
This does not make sense
But then again, nothing he
Does makes any sense
Headliner (Requested by drea)
This is a neat word
Header in the paper? Or
A penis cover?
Rain Storm (Requested by drea)
The sky is falling
In the form of water drops
Curing the land’s heat
Umbrella (Requested by drea)
A shield from the rain
And for some nannies, a mode
Of transportation
Black Victoria (Requested by drea)
Where is the sun now?
‘Twas here a second ago!
Vancouver stole it!
East vs. West (Requested by drea)
Why don’t we just stop
Let us settle the wars with
A game of hockey
Jargon (Requested by drea)
Vocabulary
For the elite, who don’t like
To include others
Deft (Requested by drea)
To be dexterous
Akin to the movements of
Most sober chipmunks
Elevator (Requested by drea)
Go press a button
The doors will open and you
Can avoid the stairs
Watch Out – She Bites (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Mind all your fingers
Might as well mind your toes, too
She’s a man eater
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