Hai-Kuul – June 01, 2005

Breathable and Waterproof (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
I bought a new coat
The label says it’s good in
The rain and the wind


Don’t Call Me Apple (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
What do I look like?
I’m big and round and orange
You are a moron


Corkscrew Curls (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Check out these ringlets
I just got them done today
I’m like Goldilocks


Jimmy McCrack (Requested by patresa74)
When my mom named me
I think she was having a
Really bad morning


Broken Metronome (Requested by patresa74)
It’s hard to keep time
When the metronome was dropped
Into the toilet


Prague (Requested by TeresaDawn-Armetiel)
A wonderful place
From all the picture’s I’ve seen
I want to go there


I Am a Sexy Beast (Requested by St-Martini-of-the-Vodka)
She knows how to move
And she writes like a master
Bow down before Jay


On Being One (Requested by Drea)
I am so alone
Though sometimes it feels peaceful
To be on my own


Aboot or About (Requested by Drea)
People laugh at me
They say they know where I’m from
By the way I talk


Dorkisms (Requested by Drea)
The things that we do
That make us unique or just
Really dumb looking


This Century (Requested by Drea)
It’s about promise
Unlimited potential
And wearing cool pants


Early Morning Blues (Requested by Drea)
On the horizon
Just before the sun comes out
The colours are deep


Jägermeister (Master of the Hunt) (Requested by Drea)
Don’t mess with the Jäg
Run like the wind, far away
Beware this liquid




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Fig-tionary – June 01, 2005

todo (Requested by TeresaDawn-Armetiel)

  1. Function: noun – a usually assigned piece of work or task that usually must be completed within an impossible amount of time – Usage: I have so much todo I am going insane!


aidea (Requested by patresa74)

  1. Function: verb – the act of placing a defensive curse upon one thing (living or non-living) to protect another – Usage: Beward the demon seed! She will scratch your car.




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