Hai-Kuul – June 03, 2005

Guest Book (Requested by -deadites-)
When you visit me
Leave a piece of you behind
Please write in the book


Not Anymore (Requested by princess_castle)
You never listen
I’m closing this chapter now
And walking away


Drowned (Requested by princess_castle)
You are all around
You saturate my senses
Now it is too much


There Was (Requested by princess_castle)
A long time ago
I remember my grandpa
Cheating at card games


Thx! But No… (Requested by princess_castle)
You offer peanuts
But I’m allergic to them
Thanks, but you keep them


Just To Be Nice (Requested by princess_castle)
Take the time to smile
Help people for no reason
Make a better world


No Need To Please Me (Requested by princess_castle)
It’s nice that you try
But I’m happy as I am
Save Your Energy


So What… (Requested by princess_castle)
You argued with me
Pepsi is better than Coke
I don’t really care


Something Wrong With Her (Requested by princess_castle)
Her eyes lack lustre
And her bruises speak of pain
I hope she’s okay


They Don’t Date (Requested by princess_castle)
They laugh and cuddle
But they’ve never shared a kiss
I guess they’re just friends


I Am Indian (Requested by princess_castle)
I come from a place
With over a billion folks
Who eat jalebis


I’m not sure if Michaelmage meant for this to be an entry, but I took it as such…


Happy Guest Book Signing Day (Requested by Michaelmage)
Another blog “thing”
I’m too busy for this stuff
Writing my haiku


I Hate Sales Reps (Requested by My Wife)
All day they’re babbling
About how much they rake in
And yet they don’t work


Don’t Leave Three Minute Voicemails (Requested by My Wife)
You just called me up
And left too huge a message
Get to the point, dick


Shut the Fuck Up (Requested by My Wife)
You are in my face
And you are making no sense
You know where to go


Snowfall In July (Requested by TeresaDawn-Armetiel)
Why is it snowing?
It is so improbable
Here in Florida




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Fig-tionary – June 03, 2005

worj (Requested by princess_castle)

  1. Function: noun – to work in Armenia – Usage: My friend Berj plans to worj this summer.




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