Guest Fig-tionary – June 08, 2005

Posted on June 10, 2005 by Jorge

ditr (Requested by princess_castle)

  1. Function: transitive verb – to prevent or curb the undesirable behaviour of a German – Usage: Try as I might, I could not ditr the good Dr. Ruth from demonstrating the ‘cunning tigress’ upon my father. The vision in his right eye was never the same.


reaspond (Requested by princess_castle)

  1. Function: verb – to answer a question posed by the actor Stephen Rea – Usage: “Don’t feel bad—anyone could have made that mistake,” I reasponded. “That dude totally looked like a chick.”


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Hai-Kuul – June 10, 2005

Posted on June 10, 2005 by Jorge

U Mus Hy Koo Rhat Stuf (Requested by mochajavamanDK)
Tu hy koo rhat stuf
Eye fyend vry defikult
Rhats kant reed hy koo


Victory is Mine! (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
The oneupmanship
Between Lannon and Princess
Will it ever end?


Sticky Keys (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
This is what happens
When you eat your Krispy Kremes
Sitting at your desk


Opalescent (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
A great adjective
Reflecting iridescence
Good word, Theresa


Like a Sunshine (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
I love sunflowers
They are little suns on stems
They make me happy


Stupid is As Stupid Does (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Forrest Gump said this
Really it was his momma
She always said stuff


Only the Very Best (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
This is our promise
As sellers of fine produce
Too bad we’re lying


Skin (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Covers our bodies
Comes in so many colours
Diversity rocks!


Airplane (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Modern Miracles
Heavy metal soars in air
Thanks to jet engines


I’ll Fix it (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
The faucet’s leaking?
The fridge is broken again?
I’ll go get my tools


Clicks and Clacks (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
The trains shuffle by
Their wheels like tap-dancing shoes
On the iron rails


First Sprout (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
The first sign of growth
Striggle of a survivor
Soon to be grown-up


Mud (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Something about mud
Makes me wonder. It’s dirty
But nice to walk in


Knuckle Sandwich (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Shut your blabbermouth
Or I’ll deliver something
Called a special meal


Wink Wink (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Is there something wrong?
Is your eye bothering you?
It’s bothering me




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