Hai-Kuul – June 22, 2005

Naughty Ham (Requested by Drea)
Some swines will dress up
In leather chaps and handcuffs
Bunch of dirty pigs…

Babushka (Requested by Drea)
In Russia she lives
She’s the iron matriarch
Mess with her and die

Satin Pillow (Requested by Drea)
Soft against one’s face
It feels like a second skin
Accomplice to sleep

Monkey Business (Requested by Drea)
In their stock market
All the most popular trades
Are in bananas

Say What? (Requested by Drea)
You must be joking
Why would he even do that?
The things people say…

Tristan (Requested by Drea)
I’m low on dress shirts
I feel like spending money!
Let’s go to the mall!

Pigment (Requested by Drea)
This makes the difference
Between tanned skin and sunburn
But attracts racists

Novelty (Requested by Drea)
Something’s not the same
There is some zaniness here
Must be all these clowns

Ducks (Requested by Drea)
Floating on water
Paddling their little feet
Quacking all the way

Pumperknickle (Requested by Drea)
Grandma’s recipe
Comlpetely out of this world
The best bread ever!

Wake Up (Requested by Drea)
How long will you sleep?
You’re going to be very late
Can’t miss your wedding!

Cherry Blossoms (Requested by Drea)
Precursor to fruit
Beguiling beauty attracts
You are drawn right in

Evil Shoes (Requested by Drea)
These shoes are the suck
They looked great on the store shelf
But not on my feet

My Closet (Requested by Drea)
Forgotten clothing
Shoes, pants, and other loose junk
Entropy rules here

Paddington Bear (Requested by Drea)
From darkest Peru
Wearing his hat and his boots
Marmalade Eater

Rosemary (Requested by Drea)
A wonderful herb
But check out the other side:
Mother of Evil

Golden (Requested by Drea)
The highest medal
The most prized precious metal
It still tarnishes

London Bridge (Requested by Drea)
Historical bridge
People want you to fall down
I think you should stand

Atlantis (Requested by Drea)
Lost under the ocean waves
Shall they ever rise?

Butterfly Kisses (Requested by Drea)
Something parents do
To their kids little faces
Also a dumb song

Drea has managed to submit over one hundred requests. What dedication! What insanity!

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