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Thanks! All Everyone Needs is a Zealot!

Thanks To All

I want to take this opportunity to thank everyone that came out to the show at Salvador Darling last night. No pieces were purchased, but there were lots of signatures in the guest book. Many smiling faces came to greet us and much merriment seemed to be had by all.

I enjoyed it quite a lot, and a lot of your compliments were most welcome and wonderful.

Special thanks to Tanya, owner of Salvador Darling, for all of her help and for the space to display our art. Also, thanks goes out to Mark for being the other half of “Town and Country”.



Everyone Needs a Nemesis

When I was studying Capoeira, I met a guy named Tien. Tien was very skilled (he had been doing Martial Arts for a long time), and he was also relatively pain-resistant. His speed and agility, as well as his strength were a great challenge to deal with when playing aggressive games. And so he became my nemesis (consequently, that’s just a nickname. Tien is a good friend of mine).

Tien is one of the reasons I missed Capoeira when I left my old academy.

I joined Karate later that year. I wondered what kind of challenges I would face from the sensei, as well as the other students.

And in walked my new nemesis…

Steve was his name, and he had studied Goju-Ryu before. He is a big guy, quick on his feet and pretty strong. When we sparred for the first time, I remember opening up a bit in terms of impact, and he answered in kind. One of us is always pushing the envelope. I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Last night, Steve came out to the exhibition. Unfortunately it was close to the end of the night, but he put in an appearance none the less (our friend Vinnie also came out). While all the compliments were great to receive that evening, Steve’s touched me the most for some reason.

Why?

Maybe one develops an emotional attachment to someone they get into fistfights with on a regular basis…


STEVE: Your stuff is great, Nemesis.
JORGE: Thanks, Nemesis.
STEVE: [Pointing to a black-and-white photograph titled Reaching Out. It’s a landscape shot of a cliff with a deciduous tree growing out on a strange angle. It looks like a hand reaching across a fog-filled valley.] This one is my favourite. This one…is awesome man.
JORGE: Wow, Steve. Thanks!
STEVE: Yeah. I really like that one.
JORGE: I picked it because it reminded me of you.
STEVE: Because it is weak, and fragile? Because it’s about to fall apart?
JORGE: Yes.
STEVE: Excellent, Nemesis.
JORGE: Yes.


Honestly, it did remind me of Steve. Only because of the fact that the tree is so tenacious. It’s reaching for the sky even though it’s not firmly planted in solid ground. Steve is like this.

He’s from Newfoundland. You’d hear some people say Steve’s from the Rock.

But I say he’s cut from it.



Religious Zealots and Other Commentators

Today I received a comment on my site from someone in Portuguese (at least I think it is Portuguese). As near as I can figure, it’s a long-ass poem about how God is always there, patiently waiting for us, no matter where we are or what we are doing.

Maybe it’s something lost in translation, but to me it makes God look like some stalker, hiding outside your house in the bushes.

Honestly, I mean no disrespect to those of Christian faith. I am not a religious person so much as a spiritual person. While I may not believe in the same things that other people do, it doesn’t mean that I don’t respect their views. That being said, I think it’s rude to push things on other people.

I offer my own opinions on my blog. If people do not wish to read them, that is up to them. When I leave comments on other’s blogs, they are related to the content of the entry that I am commenting on. I don’t leave idiotic comments or chain-letters.

I visited some friends blogs today and saw the same comment on their latest entries. This made me feel like a bag of crap, because this person obviously found them through me.

I visited this person’s page this morning, and told them to leave the propaganda off of people’s pages that didn’t ask for it.

This type of idiocy ranks up there with those morons who leave negative comments but no e-mail or blog address to trace them to.

Anonymity is for those who fear the truth, my friends.

Hai-Kuul – July 15, 2005

BBQ Chicken (Requested by Drea)
Grilled to perfection
Coated in honey garlic
Mouth-watering bird


Terre Neuve (Requested by Drea)
It means new found land
But sounds much more romantic
French name for heaven


Stop Complaining (Requested by Drea)
What’s the matter now?
It seems something’s always wrong
It’s all in your head


The Antelope (Requested by Drea)
Along the dry paths
The Antelope runs quickly
Looking for water


Missing Shoes (Requested by Drea)
My closet’s empty
Someone stole all my footwear
My feet are naked


The Cat Ate Them (Requested by Drea)
I see a lace, there
Sticking out of my cat’s butt
The mystery’s solved!


Red Sky In the Morning (Requested by Drea)
The sun rears its face
Bringing light to our planet
With a crimson hue


Bloodsucking Mosquitoes (Requested by Drea)
They give no warning
And drain our precious blood dry
Bloody Freeloaders


Get Some Deet! (Requested by Drea)
The surest defence
That we slather on our skin
Can eat through plastic


This Just Gets Worse (Requested by Drea)
First: A ruptured hull
Next: Stranded on an island
Worst: Lost with John Tesh


Tarantino (Requested by Drea)
Bringing East to West
This multitalented man
Looks like an insect


The First Thing That Comes to Mind (Requested by Drea)
The first thing was this
Writing haiku for you folks
How could it not be?


Why Louise? (Requested by Drea)
To name a blue lake
After one of Queen Vic’s kids
Seemed like a good plan


Blond Like My Dad (Requested by Drea)
Since he had blond hair
Then I should have it as well
Genetics makes sense


Brown Like the Bottle (Requested by Drea)
The sun toasts my skin
Changing my appearance to
A much darker me


Mole On My Temple (Requested by Drea)
I see the bugger
And I can never catch him
He digs through my floors


Sarah Harmer In Victoria (Requested by Drea)
Voice of an angel
Graces this West Coast city
With her awesome songs


I Want To Bang On My Drum All Day (Requested by Drea)
Working sucks donkeys
I’d much rather be outside
Playing with my bongos


Drinking is Now Legal (Requested by Drea)
When I turned nineteen
I was very excited
I could drink at bars!


Three Leaf Clover (Requested by Drea)
These are quite common
I see lots in my quest for
A four leaf clover


Wintertime In Saskatchewan (Requested by Drea)
The plains are covered
By a duvet of white snow
A big, flat duvet


Blind Mice (Requested by Drea)
Bumping into things
Causing mischief and mayhem
In their opaque shades


Almost To the Point (Requested by Drea)
You like to ramble
Ordinarily it’s fine
But it’s been three days


No Return (Requested by Drea)
You bought that last year
It’s too late for an exchange
I’m sorry. Please leave


Red and White Canuckians (Requested by Drea)
Like superheroes
We proudly wear our colours
When standing on guard


My Age! (Requested by Drea)
I am thirty-one.
At least I am at this time
Try asking next year




*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

Happy Birthday!

Best Wishes to Barbero

I just wanted to take this quick second to wish my friend Zac a Happy Birthday…


Pale, like a vampire
With spidery limbs to climb
Like no one’s business!


Happy Birthday, my friend.

Exhibition of Antics and Blood

Exhibition Today

Today is the day that we are holding the reception for our photo exhibition. My friend Mark and I have a show we’ve called Town and Country. If you are in the neighbourhood tonight, come out and hang with us!

Munchies will be served (yes, the famous Banana Bread that I make), and the venue is pretty cool. Salvador Darling (1237 Queen St W) is a clothing store with a twist.

The exhibition will be going until August 12. However, tonight is the only night that both Mark and I will be there.



Dave and Jorge Antics Redux

Recently, I was having a chat with Dave. The topic turned to Legends of the Fall. The following is what was said…


J: I don’t care what people think of me. I like that movie a lot.
D: Yeah?
J: Yes. Although it is kinda funny how Julia Ormond gets around in the movie.
D: Indeed
J: [Poorly imitating Julia Ormond‘s voice.] I like you, and you and you. But I especially like you because you’re the biggest. How do I know? Because I had all three of you, and I know fo’ sho!
D: [Chuckling.] Man, she fell off the face of the Earth. I wonder why?
J: They stopped making movies about the woman in the middle.
D: True enough.
J: Except porn, of course.
D: That’s where she is…


Why did I use the word redux in the heading? I don’t know. I’ve always thought it a cool word…



How Many Bloody Posts?

I think I’ve posted more in the past 24 hours than I have in my life. What the hell is with that? Weird.

Hai-Kuul – July 14, 2005

Phone Won’t Stop Ringing (Requested by Courtney8292)
I keep trying to sleep
But harsh ringing wakes me up
Sometimes people suck


Laundry Piling Up (Requested by Courtney8292)
Many dirty clothes
More arriving as I speak
I procrastinate


Gimpy (Requested by Courtney8292)
Why is it so hard
To gather the energy
To go outside now?


Loose Change (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Dimes in my pocket
I hope and pray to heaven
That I have enough


That Smile (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Corners of lips curl
Revealing pearly white teeth
My heart skips a beat


Eating At My Desk (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Lunch is haiku time
I feverishly respond
To all that I can


Winter-Summer (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Canadians know
How different these two are
And drink throughout both


The Stars Guide Us (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
High in the night sky
They draw me along my course
To America


Listless Lists (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Who is bored enough
To create a series of
The most pointless points?


Boho (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
A great restaurant
On Roncesvalles Avenue
Be sure to eat there


Yellow-Orange-Red (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
These are warm colours
They wash over my eyes like
Fiery fall leaves


Beautiful Warm Night (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
My mind is at peace
As I gaze at the night sky
In complete comfort


She Hates the Ground (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Her face: Contorted
Her body: Shudders and shakes
The coffee: Sucks rocks


Too Hot For Coffee? (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
I’m sweating a lot
And yet I crave some caffeine
Have I gone insane?


E-Kisses (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
They’re convenient
But they definitely lack
Physicality


Strawberry Stain On T-Shirt (Requested by Courtney8292)
I ate with much care
And yet one of the red fruits
Decided to fall


Lazy Dog (Requested by Courtney8292)
He won’t fetch or run
He won’t roll over or sit
Pet rocks are better


Piles of Laundry (Requested by Courtney8292)
From floor to ceiling
The laundry’s taken over
There is no escape




*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.