A Special Hai-Kuul Entry

Congratulations to Becky and Dan (Requestor’s name witheld by request)
Love is wonderful
To solidify your love
Is miraculous

*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

Hai-Kuul – July 05, 2005

Yankee-Doodles (Requested by princess_castle)
You’d think that one guy
With a feather was enough
Now she asks for two

Play Games (Requested by princess_castle)
Some folks are cruel
They string along their lovers
Like some fish for trout

Haven’t Ya Brushed Your Teeth, Hun? (Requested by princess_castle)
I’m not trying to be
An insensitive jerk but
Your breath smells like ass

I Won’t Go to Training School (Requested by princess_castle)
I’m an awesome dog
I behave perfectly well
‘cept for piss problems

What Are U Looking For? (Requested by princess_castle)
I see you look down
Your eyes speak of frantic fear
Did your contacts fall?

Tan Theta Fry (Requested by princess_castle)
Is better understood when
It’s fried in butter

Mimosa Pudica (Requested by princess_castle)
Medicinal plant
Moderate diuretic
But causes baldness

Yuck!! I Am Not Eating One of Those!! (Requested by princess_castle)
Is this fear factor?
Because I make it a rule
Not to eat bull’s balls

Yawn ‘n Lawn (Requested by princess_castle)
The best days are spent
Reading a book on the grass
And taking a nap

Awww…Baby!!! (Requested by princess_castle)
What a nice gesture
It seems to be a rare thing
To receive flowers

Give..Me..Those Bonessss! My Dog is Hungry…Grrr!!! (Requested by princess_castle)
It is not easy
Being Gollum and owning
A mangy Collie

Recurring Reoccurrences (Requested by princess_castle)
Layers of events
Repetitive déja vu
Reruns of reruns

Raise the Bar? What Bar??? (Requested by princess_castle)
I’ve achieved it all
There is no one above me
I rule the planet

Pat Him On the Back (Requested by princess_castle)
For a job well done
A reward is a great thing
It makes people glad

Give Me a Break (Requested by princess_castle)
That’s a lame excuse
Your dog ate your homework, eh?
Time for detention

Emergency Supplies (Requested by princess_castle)
When Going Camping
Bring a first aid kit with you
Accidents hapen

Spin the Wheel (Requested by princess_castle)
If you want a prize
It has to land on something
Other than bankrupt

You Rock…Umm…But Are You a Rock?? (Requested by princess_castle)
You are so awesome
You saved my life yet again
Thanks, Benjamin Grimm

My Ridiculous Requests…Does That Annoy U?? Muhahahahah!!! (Requested by princess_castle)
I am fine with most
Provided they use proper
Words and some grammar

*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.