Exhibition of Antics and Blood

Exhibition Today

Today is the day that we are holding the reception for our photo exhibition. My friend Mark and I have a show we’ve called Town and Country. If you are in the neighbourhood tonight, come out and hang with us!

Munchies will be served (yes, the famous Banana Bread that I make), and the venue is pretty cool. Salvador Darling (1237 Queen St W) is a clothing store with a twist.

The exhibition will be going until August 12. However, tonight is the only night that both Mark and I will be there.

Dave and Jorge Antics Redux

Recently, I was having a chat with Dave. The topic turned to Legends of the Fall. The following is what was said…

J: I don’t care what people think of me. I like that movie a lot.
D: Yeah?
J: Yes. Although it is kinda funny how Julia Ormond gets around in the movie.
D: Indeed
J: [Poorly imitating Julia Ormond‘s voice.] I like you, and you and you. But I especially like you because you’re the biggest. How do I know? Because I had all three of you, and I know fo’ sho!
D: [Chuckling.] Man, she fell off the face of the Earth. I wonder why?
J: They stopped making movies about the woman in the middle.
D: True enough.
J: Except porn, of course.
D: That’s where she is…

Why did I use the word redux in the heading? I don’t know. I’ve always thought it a cool word…

How Many Bloody Posts?

I think I’ve posted more in the past 24 hours than I have in my life. What the hell is with that? Weird.

Hai-Kuul – July 14, 2005

Phone Won’t Stop Ringing (Requested by Courtney8292)
I keep trying to sleep
But harsh ringing wakes me up
Sometimes people suck

Laundry Piling Up (Requested by Courtney8292)
Many dirty clothes
More arriving as I speak
I procrastinate

Gimpy (Requested by Courtney8292)
Why is it so hard
To gather the energy
To go outside now?

Loose Change (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Dimes in my pocket
I hope and pray to heaven
That I have enough

That Smile (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Corners of lips curl
Revealing pearly white teeth
My heart skips a beat

Eating At My Desk (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Lunch is haiku time
I feverishly respond
To all that I can

Winter-Summer (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Canadians know
How different these two are
And drink throughout both

The Stars Guide Us (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
High in the night sky
They draw me along my course
To America

Listless Lists (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Who is bored enough
To create a series of
The most pointless points?

Boho (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
A great restaurant
On Roncesvalles Avenue
Be sure to eat there

Yellow-Orange-Red (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
These are warm colours
They wash over my eyes like
Fiery fall leaves

Beautiful Warm Night (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
My mind is at peace
As I gaze at the night sky
In complete comfort

She Hates the Ground (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Her face: Contorted
Her body: Shudders and shakes
The coffee: Sucks rocks

Too Hot For Coffee? (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
I’m sweating a lot
And yet I crave some caffeine
Have I gone insane?

E-Kisses (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
They’re convenient
But they definitely lack

Strawberry Stain On T-Shirt (Requested by Courtney8292)
I ate with much care
And yet one of the red fruits
Decided to fall

Lazy Dog (Requested by Courtney8292)
He won’t fetch or run
He won’t roll over or sit
Pet rocks are better

Piles of Laundry (Requested by Courtney8292)
From floor to ceiling
The laundry’s taken over
There is no escape

*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.