Hai-Kuul – July 15, 2005

BBQ Chicken (Requested by Drea)
Grilled to perfection
Coated in honey garlic
Mouth-watering bird

Terre Neuve (Requested by Drea)
It means new found land
But sounds much more romantic
French name for heaven

Stop Complaining (Requested by Drea)
What’s the matter now?
It seems something’s always wrong
It’s all in your head

The Antelope (Requested by Drea)
Along the dry paths
The Antelope runs quickly
Looking for water

Missing Shoes (Requested by Drea)
My closet’s empty
Someone stole all my footwear
My feet are naked

The Cat Ate Them (Requested by Drea)
I see a lace, there
Sticking out of my cat’s butt
The mystery’s solved!

Red Sky In the Morning (Requested by Drea)
The sun rears its face
Bringing light to our planet
With a crimson hue

Bloodsucking Mosquitoes (Requested by Drea)
They give no warning
And drain our precious blood dry
Bloody Freeloaders

Get Some Deet! (Requested by Drea)
The surest defence
That we slather on our skin
Can eat through plastic

This Just Gets Worse (Requested by Drea)
First: A ruptured hull
Next: Stranded on an island
Worst: Lost with John Tesh

Tarantino (Requested by Drea)
Bringing East to West
This multitalented man
Looks like an insect

The First Thing That Comes to Mind (Requested by Drea)
The first thing was this
Writing haiku for you folks
How could it not be?

Why Louise? (Requested by Drea)
To name a blue lake
After one of Queen Vic’s kids
Seemed like a good plan

Blond Like My Dad (Requested by Drea)
Since he had blond hair
Then I should have it as well
Genetics makes sense

Brown Like the Bottle (Requested by Drea)
The sun toasts my skin
Changing my appearance to
A much darker me

Mole On My Temple (Requested by Drea)
I see the bugger
And I can never catch him
He digs through my floors

Sarah Harmer In Victoria (Requested by Drea)
Voice of an angel
Graces this West Coast city
With her awesome songs

I Want To Bang On My Drum All Day (Requested by Drea)
Working sucks donkeys
I’d much rather be outside
Playing with my bongos

Drinking is Now Legal (Requested by Drea)
When I turned nineteen
I was very excited
I could drink at bars!

Three Leaf Clover (Requested by Drea)
These are quite common
I see lots in my quest for
A four leaf clover

Wintertime In Saskatchewan (Requested by Drea)
The plains are covered
By a duvet of white snow
A big, flat duvet

Blind Mice (Requested by Drea)
Bumping into things
Causing mischief and mayhem
In their opaque shades

Almost To the Point (Requested by Drea)
You like to ramble
Ordinarily it’s fine
But it’s been three days

No Return (Requested by Drea)
You bought that last year
It’s too late for an exchange
I’m sorry. Please leave

Red and White Canuckians (Requested by Drea)
Like superheroes
We proudly wear our colours
When standing on guard

My Age! (Requested by Drea)
I am thirty-one.
At least I am at this time
Try asking next year

*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

One Response

  1. Hey Jorge… My email address is: linettenicole@hotmail.com. Have a great weekend my friend! Linette

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