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Hai-Kuul – June 06, 2005

In the course of interpreting requests, I do tend to take a little bit of creative license with some of what I receive. Some of these might be spelling mistakes, for example, that I will correct if I feel that it is the intention of the requestor. Sometimes I leave them, as they make a more interesting poem.

Enjoy!

U Got it All Wrong (Requested by princess_castle)
What do you mean five?
I gave you twenty. You must
Give me ten for change!


I Am Not a Pre-Hitoric Creature (Requested by princess_castle)
I’m not one of those
It’s not even a real word
You just made that up


Three Black Cats and Rain (Requested by ksgrrl)
Three poor, soaked felines
Trapped in the deluge outside
At least they’re now clean


Horse Rides On the Beach (Requested by WizenedDragonPK)
Sweet, relaxed freedom
It’s a joy to be leaving
Hoofprints in the sand




*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

Dealing With a Dilemna

The Aircraft Dilemna

I was cruising around the other night on Spaces, just checking out (at random) new people’s blogs using the Updated Spaces window you can find on some people’s blogs. I always read a few entries and leave comments. I am obsessed with commenting (They say that admitting you have a problem is the first step).

I came upon a young man’s blog. He was quite young. Fifteen, I think. His life was full of problems, and he wrote about them with unabashed honestly. The thing that struck me about this fellow is that he seemed to be more concerned about his best friend.

I wont get into specifics, but an analogy will bring light to my point. Imagine a person has been poisoned, and they have a limited amount of time to live. They are running to the hospital, but yet they stop to help another person pick up a bag of groceries they just dropped. It’s rare to find that kind of fearless selflessness these days, especially in the young.

I left a small comment that I hope he will take to heart: It is important to help yourself before you can help another.

It’s important to remember that if we are not in the right frame of mind (or body), it’s tough to help someone else. Certainly it can be inspiring, and probably perceived as a bit selfless as well. However, the less we take care of our own needs the less time we will be able to help others. It’s a simple fact. Perhaps an analogy is in order…

If you have ever flown on a large aircraft, you will probably remember the safety presentation at the beginning involving decreased cabin pressure. Oxygen masks are supposed to drop from the ceiling for your use. If you have children they tell you to put your own oxygen mask on yourself first, and then put one on your child.

I remember the first time I saw this. It was counterintuitive to me. Upon deeper inspection, though, it made a lot of sense. That few extra seconds that you spend on helping yourself may cause your child to lose consciousness, but then they’ll have the mask and all will be fine.

The alternative is that you put the mask on your child, and then you lose consciousness. If your child doesn’t know how to help you, you are out of luck. Your child will be robbed of a parent.

This simple logic applies to everyday life.

It’s good to help others, but make sure you are in a position to do so. Helping yourself will make you strong enough to help out others in a more effective manner. It’s not selfish. Nor is it wrong.

Take care.

Hai-Kuul – June 03, 2005

Guest Book (Requested by -deadites-)
When you visit me
Leave a piece of you behind
Please write in the book


Not Anymore (Requested by princess_castle)
You never listen
I’m closing this chapter now
And walking away


Drowned (Requested by princess_castle)
You are all around
You saturate my senses
Now it is too much


There Was (Requested by princess_castle)
A long time ago
I remember my grandpa
Cheating at card games


Thx! But No… (Requested by princess_castle)
You offer peanuts
But I’m allergic to them
Thanks, but you keep them


Just To Be Nice (Requested by princess_castle)
Take the time to smile
Help people for no reason
Make a better world


No Need To Please Me (Requested by princess_castle)
It’s nice that you try
But I’m happy as I am
Save Your Energy


So What… (Requested by princess_castle)
You argued with me
Pepsi is better than Coke
I don’t really care


Something Wrong With Her (Requested by princess_castle)
Her eyes lack lustre
And her bruises speak of pain
I hope she’s okay


They Don’t Date (Requested by princess_castle)
They laugh and cuddle
But they’ve never shared a kiss
I guess they’re just friends


I Am Indian (Requested by princess_castle)
I come from a place
With over a billion folks
Who eat jalebis


I’m not sure if Michaelmage meant for this to be an entry, but I took it as such…


Happy Guest Book Signing Day (Requested by Michaelmage)
Another blog “thing”
I’m too busy for this stuff
Writing my haiku


I Hate Sales Reps (Requested by My Wife)
All day they’re babbling
About how much they rake in
And yet they don’t work


Don’t Leave Three Minute Voicemails (Requested by My Wife)
You just called me up
And left too huge a message
Get to the point, dick


Shut the Fuck Up (Requested by My Wife)
You are in my face
And you are making no sense
You know where to go


Snowfall In July (Requested by TeresaDawn-Armetiel)
Why is it snowing?
It is so improbable
Here in Florida




*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

Fig-tionary – June 03, 2005

worj (Requested by princess_castle)

  1. Function: noun – to work in Armenia – Usage: My friend Berj plans to worj this summer.




*Remember, you can submit a request for a crazy definition for a typo by clicking here. You can read about the Fig-tionary here.

Knockback Apology In the Night

Knockbacks In Toronto Part Deux

I wanted to thank Ian for coming over last night with a bottle of wine! Mrs. Jorge and I enjoyed the company of the Haligonian, and we conferenced The Shellie on the phone to make the triumverate complete. Talk about your crazy parties!

It’s always great to make new friends, especially when they are as nice as Ian. We enjoyed cedar-plank barbecued salmon, some grilled veggies, and some fine beers and wine. For dessert we had cholocate chip, walnut/brown sugar encrusted banana bread.

A great time was had by all.



Hai-Kuul Apology

I want to apologize if I don’t get any Hai-Kuuls out today. I don’t usually like writing them at work, so I write them at home the night before and e-mail them in so the format conforms to the style that I like.

I worked on a whole whack of them last night and e-mailed them to work so I could post them, but I don’t see them in my inbox. I’ll be right pissed if they went the way of the dodo, to be sure.

Stay tuned!



Sometime Quietly During Tuesday Night…

My blog slipped into the 10000+ region. Thanks to all of you for your support. While I am not normally a stats whore, this information made me a bit giddy yesterday.