Barking Space

Teaching (Requested by Amazing Amanda)
Standing up in front
Scrawling notes on the chalkboard
Waiting for lunch break

I Wish They Had Picked the Black Pope (Requested by Allison)
I really don’t think
That John Paul would have approved
Of this new young pope

Wonder Woman (Requested by Allison)
She wears almost nil
And runs around fighting crime
Creating wet dreams

Cats Rule, Dogs Suck Ass (Requested by Allison)
Cats never obey
Dogs will smell people’s crotches
Who do you think wins?

Blisters (Requested by Theresa Warrior Princess)
My shoes are too tight
They rub against both my heels
Here comes the bubble!

Rainbow Oil Puddles (Requested by Theresa Warrior Princess)
Stuff leaks out of cars
It all drips onto the street
And the sun hits it

Pasta (Requested by Theresa Warrior Princess)
Marco Polo went
And stole a Chinese secret
What a thieving prick

Pink (Requested by Theresa Warrior Princess)
There is a colour
Nestled between red and white
That’s fit for sissies

Mini Buddhas For Sale (Requested by Theresa Warrior Princess)
Attention people
Here you can buy salvation!
Buddha on a stick!

Screams (Requested by Theresa Warrior Princess)
When you’re in trouble
Just open your mouth real wide
And yell really loud!

Hai-Kuul (Requested by Brian R)
Take five syllables
Tack on seven syllables
Add five syllables

Fig-tionary (Requested by Brian R)
An awesome resource
That provides people’s typos
With de-fig-nitions

*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

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Blogo (Requested by mapleleafkideh)
There is a strange game
Played by MSN Bloggers
I don’t quite get it

Obsession (Requested by bbyGrrl)
A dangerous thing
Wanting something so badly
It’s beyond reason

Stalking (Requested by bbyGrrl)
Following Someone
Changing celery’s structure
Climbing to giants

Wanting (Requested by bbyGrrl)
See that object there?
I must have it for myself
I’ll pay any price

Wishing (Requested by bbyGrrl)
Wishing upon stars
Doesn’t really do that much
For a bad headache

Overweight Antelopes (Requested by Jay)
Lounging in the grass
Chewing on Vegetation
Not giving a damn

Pineapple Tidbits (Requested by Jay)
Handy for cooking
These beauties come in syrup
Not quite natural

The Number Nine (Requested by Jay)
Nestled betwixt eight
And ten. Stealing the spotlight
Nine is a damned tart

Inverted Eyelashes That Poke You In the Cornea (Requested by Jay)
Just walking along
Suddenly a flash of pain
Stupid Eyelashes!

*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

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The Challenge Continues…

Drea sent me several requests, but a couple of them are ambiguous, so I will do my best. The first was Casper and Cobwebs, but I am not sure if she wanted those separately or not, so I will do one of the words together and one for each word. That makes three (for the math-impaired).

Casper and Cobwebs (Requested by Drea)
Casper and cobwebs
Casper is intangible
The cobwebs are not

Casper (Requested by Drea)
Casper is a ghost
Most people say he’s friendly
He’s really a jerk

Cobwebs (Requested by Drea)
You’ll find them inside
In all the basement corners
Clean your house, wanker!

This one is self explanatory, if not a little disturbing…

Drunk Tank (Requested by Drea)
People who drink lots
Will usually find that
Jail really does suck

This one has two interpretations, so…

The Rock (Requested by Drea)
There is a large man
Who likes to wrestle a lot
His eyebrows are weird

The Rock (Requested by Drea)
One must travel out
To Canada’s Eastern coast
To see where God lives

A new contributor…

April Showers (Requested by Krista)
April Showers is
What brings may flowers, they say
Well, they can eat me

Spending Too Much Money At the Bar (Requested by Krista)
Sometimes one’s money
Disappears far too quickly
Sirosis ain’t cheap

Bad Job Interviews (Requested by Krista)
Great resume? Check
Fulfill critera? Check
Wearing no pants? Shit

*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

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