Hai-Kuul – April 19, 2005

The Challenge Continues…

Drea sent me several requests, but a couple of them are ambiguous, so I will do my best. The first was Casper and Cobwebs, but I am not sure if she wanted those separately or not, so I will do one of the words together and one for each word. That makes three (for the math-impaired).

Casper and Cobwebs (Requested by Drea)
Casper and cobwebs
Casper is intangible
The cobwebs are not

Casper (Requested by Drea)
Casper is a ghost
Most people say he’s friendly
He’s really a jerk

Cobwebs (Requested by Drea)
You’ll find them inside
In all the basement corners
Clean your house, wanker!

This one is self explanatory, if not a little disturbing…

Drunk Tank (Requested by Drea)
People who drink lots
Will usually find that
Jail really does suck

This one has two interpretations, so…

The Rock (Requested by Drea)
There is a large man
Who likes to wrestle a lot
His eyebrows are weird

The Rock (Requested by Drea)
One must travel out
To Canada’s Eastern coast
To see where God lives

A new contributor…

April Showers (Requested by Krista)
April Showers is
What brings may flowers, they say
Well, they can eat me

Spending Too Much Money At the Bar (Requested by Krista)
Sometimes one’s money
Disappears far too quickly
Sirosis ain’t cheap

Bad Job Interviews (Requested by Krista)
Great resume? Check
Fulfill critera? Check
Wearing no pants? Shit

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