Finding Funny Stories In Winter Takes Good Vision

Posted on April 25, 2005 by Jorge

How Did You Find Me?

Check out some of these searches that led to my site…

  • wealthy people pictures
  • jorge
  • barking dogs
  • toronto

These all make sense in a strange way. Maybe I should make a point to try and contain every word ever written to ensure I will always lead people here from the various search engines.



Winter Blahs and Good Vision

I have very good colour vision. I can discern many more colours than the average person (at least, I believe this). I wonder if this is why I tend to be more positive than most people during the winter months?

Think about it. If you tend to see many shades of grey, it’s almost like seeing colour! Something to think about, I guess.



Funny Stories

I can’t really write volumes all the time, so once in a while I will just write some funny stories about things that happened to me. These will invariably involve my friends, but they are not incriminating or rude. Well, maybe a little….

This one happened at our place during an atypical beer party (People bring beer that is not your standard fare, and then everyone tries everyone else’s beer). Reay was sitting on the sofa, and Dave was examining some pictures in a frame. The frame was one of those rotating frames. It was essentially a suspended double-sided 4×6 frame being held in place by an arm secured to the base of the frame. If one held it horizontally (as per the design) it would rotate when you prodded it. However, when Dave held it the wrong way…


[The glass from one side of the frame slides out and smashes to pieces on my chessboard. All is silent for a few moments until…]
Dave: Uh…Oops.
Reay: What do you live in? A Nerf house?


Reay was awarded the coveted Line of the Night Award.

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Fig-tionary – April 25, 2005

Posted on April 25, 2005 by Jorge

custart (Requested by Zac)

  1. Function: noun – The conscious and creative use of skill and imagination in the production of aesthetic objects using custard – Usage: Zac created the world’s first piece of custart when he made too much custard and fashioned the excess into a large statue of Lobo.




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Hai-Kuul – April 25, 2005

Posted on April 25, 2005 by Jorge

Old Sneakers (Requested by WizenedDragonPK)
They sit on the shelf
Neglected and sad. So sad.
They stick their tongues out


Bathrobe (Requested by WizenedDragonPK)
A robe with a sash
Put it on after your bath
Or walk around nude


Briefing Notes (Requested by WizenedDragonPK)
Sit down with your mates
Go over the mission now
Remember targets!





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