Hai-Kuul – April 21, 2005

Teaching (Requested by Amazing Amanda)
Standing up in front
Scrawling notes on the chalkboard
Waiting for lunch break

I Wish They Had Picked the Black Pope (Requested by Allison)
I really don’t think
That John Paul would have approved
Of this new young pope

Wonder Woman (Requested by Allison)
She wears almost nil
And runs around fighting crime
Creating wet dreams

Cats Rule, Dogs Suck Ass (Requested by Allison)
Cats never obey
Dogs will smell people’s crotches
Who do you think wins?

Blisters (Requested by Theresa Warrior Princess)
My shoes are too tight
They rub against both my heels
Here comes the bubble!

Rainbow Oil Puddles (Requested by Theresa Warrior Princess)
Stuff leaks out of cars
It all drips onto the street
And the sun hits it

Pasta (Requested by Theresa Warrior Princess)
Marco Polo went
And stole a Chinese secret
What a thieving prick

Pink (Requested by Theresa Warrior Princess)
There is a colour
Nestled between red and white
That’s fit for sissies

Mini Buddhas For Sale (Requested by Theresa Warrior Princess)
Attention people
Here you can buy salvation!
Buddha on a stick!

Screams (Requested by Theresa Warrior Princess)
When you’re in trouble
Just open your mouth real wide
And yell really loud!

Hai-Kuul (Requested by Brian R)
Take five syllables
Tack on seven syllables
Add five syllables

Fig-tionary (Requested by Brian R)
An awesome resource
That provides people’s typos
With de-fig-nitions

*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

One Response

  1. can i request:


    and no im not a redneck!

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