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Conversations With Bostonians

Conversations – Shellie Speaks!

Not wanting to be outdone by her own fiancée, Shellie has come up with her own shtick*.

Shellie rocks like no other Bostonian. She is awesome. Her and Handsome B. Wonderful are getting married this week, so wish them well! They’re planning on having Geddy Lee as the minister, and the lead singer of Metallica will be giving Shellie away.

Okay.

I was kidding about that.

It’s actually going to be Don Cherry.

Click the picture to enlarge…




UPDATE (03/07/2007): Due to a server error, the image was deleted. You’ll just have to imagine how funny it was.




* – No offence was meant to any groups referred to in this post. Especially the Oompa Loompas. They’re creepy, and I hear they hold murderous grudges…

Conversations B. Wonderful

Conversations – Not Just For Daves and Jorges Anymore

I submit to you a conversation from MSN Messenger held with one Handsome B. Wonderful (Shellie‘s man).

He’s a cool guy. He’s also quite hilarious. We get on well together, as you will see.

Click the picture to enlarge…



UPDATE (03/07/2007): Due to a server error, the image was deleted. You’ll just have to imagine how funny it was.

Quandry Questions

In a Quandry

So here’s the scoop.

My wife (also known as Mrs. Hai-Kuul, Mrs. Jorge and Your Wife) and I are trying to figure out where to go on a vacation before the end of the year.

There are 3 conditions…

  • It has to be a warm place
  • It can’t be too expensive
  • We only have seven business days left that we can take as vacation days


We’ve considered a cruise. The problem is the expense. If we were to go for our first time we’d want a really great room with a balcony. But those are mucho dinero. Even though I’ve been told that the food is amazing, the alcohol is not free.

Vegas is also on the short list. The question is, what is the weather like at the end of November in Vegas and the surrounding area?

We’ve also considered an all-inclusive resort. This seems to be leading the pack right now. A little bit of sacrifice in terms of food (not as good as cruise or Vegas gourmet restaurants), but the alcohol would be free.

Any ideas, folks? The sooner you can give us an idea, the better!*


The Questions

I tend to get a lot of questions in my comments sections.

Some of the questions are…

  • How do you think up this stuff?
  • Where do you get all your haiku ideas?
  • Are those conversations real?
  • Is Dave really as handsome as we think he is?**


I was wondering if people had any other questions that they might want to ask, as I was thinking about answering some of the more frequently asked ones.




* – Cornwall would only be an option if Jamie was still living there.
** – Indeed. Dave is a hunky, hunky man. But not as hunky as Kris with her faux mutton chops.

Hai-Kuul – November 02, 2005

The Color “Blue” (Requested by little_lady_417)
The colour of depth
Blue is cool like the winter
Sadness as colour


Bananas (Requested by little_lady_417)
Interesting herb
The delight of all monkeys
Don’t slip on the peel!


Traffic Jams (Requested by little_lady_417)
Impeded traffic
Slowly flowing river of
Metal molasses


Online Dating (Requested by little_lady_417)
Even with photos
You never know what you’ll find
Worse odds than roulette


Autumn (Requested by little_lady_417)
Shadows grow long as
The tree branches catch the end
Of summer’s bright flame


Kangaroos (Requested by little_lady_417)
These be odd creatures
They leap with comedic grace
Pockets full of kids




*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.