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Hai-Kuul – June 02, 2005 (250th Hai-Kuul Request Inside This Entry!)

Posted on June 2, 2005 by Jorge

It’s a good thing these arrived. Having them lost in cyber-space would suck donkeys.

Enjoy!


Stupid Questions From Stupid People (Requested by Cat)
Why do you bother?
When you open your big mouth
I hear naught but crap


Bite Me (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
I have had enough
Get off my cloud, you jackass
Go play in traffic


Fly Away (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Imagination
One of the most powerful
Forces in the world


Gorillas In the Mist (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Jane Fossey was cool
She showed the world a new way
To eat bananas


Closed Eyes (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
I’m tired of counting
I can hear you. You’re close by
Time for me to seek


Gin and Juice (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
I’ve become thirsty
But in a specific way
Bring on my alky


Minty (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Gargle your mouthwash
When breath is smelling funky
Guaranteed Action


Misogynist (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Why do you hate girls?
There is nothing wrong with them
Something’s wrong with you


Frizzy Hair (Requested by edplue79)
Don’t mess with the hair
It has a life of its own
It will mess you up


Being Bloated (Requested by edplue79)
I ate too much food
Sitting here on this sofa
I might just explode


Girls In Short Skirts (Requested by edplue79)
They have confidence
They are proud of their bodies
Check out those gams, yo!


Trucker Caps (Requested by edplue79)
They’re full of sweat stains
Telling the tale of the road
Here comes the convoy!


I Accidentally Farted (Requested by edplue79)
Why here? And why now?
At the worst possible time
During my review


Pink Cadillac (Requested by St-Martini-of-the-Vodka)
I’m cruising along
Top down and wind in my hair
Pinnacle of cool


Birthday Party For a Cat (Requested by TeresaDawn-Armetiel)
Happy Birthday, cat
I made you this cake out of
Little, fuzzy mice


Congrats to VisitingSweethonesty for requesting the 250th Hai-Kuul! While she doesn’t win the main prize, it’s certainly something to be recognized! You will receive a small token of appreciation at the end of this contest.


Crazy Ex’s (Requested by VisitingSweethonesty)
What’s with these people?
For sure, that is the last time
I use Lavalife


On with the show…


Tony. Danza. (Requested by patresa74)
Who’s the boss? He is!
Only on his own talk show
Crazy tapdancer




*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

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Fig-tionary – June 02, 2005

Posted on June 2, 2005 by Jorge

adgenda (Requested by TeresaDawn-Armetiel)

  1. Function: noun – an ideological plan or program delivered through obvious (almost forceful and hypnotic) advertisements – Usage: Some of the latest handheld gaming systems have a crazy adgenda.




*Remember, you can submit a request for a crazy definition for a typo by clicking here. You can read about the Fig-tionary here.

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Hai-Kuul – June 01, 2005

Posted on June 1, 2005 by Jorge

Breathable and Waterproof (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
I bought a new coat
The label says it’s good in
The rain and the wind


Don’t Call Me Apple (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
What do I look like?
I’m big and round and orange
You are a moron


Corkscrew Curls (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Check out these ringlets
I just got them done today
I’m like Goldilocks


Jimmy McCrack (Requested by patresa74)
When my mom named me
I think she was having a
Really bad morning


Broken Metronome (Requested by patresa74)
It’s hard to keep time
When the metronome was dropped
Into the toilet


Prague (Requested by TeresaDawn-Armetiel)
A wonderful place
From all the picture’s I’ve seen
I want to go there


I Am a Sexy Beast (Requested by St-Martini-of-the-Vodka)
She knows how to move
And she writes like a master
Bow down before Jay


On Being One (Requested by Drea)
I am so alone
Though sometimes it feels peaceful
To be on my own


Aboot or About (Requested by Drea)
People laugh at me
They say they know where I’m from
By the way I talk


Dorkisms (Requested by Drea)
The things that we do
That make us unique or just
Really dumb looking


This Century (Requested by Drea)
It’s about promise
Unlimited potential
And wearing cool pants


Early Morning Blues (Requested by Drea)
On the horizon
Just before the sun comes out
The colours are deep


Jägermeister (Master of the Hunt) (Requested by Drea)
Don’t mess with the Jäg
Run like the wind, far away
Beware this liquid




*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

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Fig-tionary – June 01, 2005

Posted on June 1, 2005 by Jorge

todo (Requested by TeresaDawn-Armetiel)

  1. Function: noun – a usually assigned piece of work or task that usually must be completed within an impossible amount of time – Usage: I have so much todo I am going insane!


aidea (Requested by patresa74)

  1. Function: verb – the act of placing a defensive curse upon one thing (living or non-living) to protect another – Usage: Beward the demon seed! She will scratch your car.




*Remember, you can submit a request for a crazy definition for a typo by clicking here. You can read about the Fig-tionary here.

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