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Hai-Kuul – June 01, 2005

Breathable and Waterproof (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
I bought a new coat
The label says it’s good in
The rain and the wind


Don’t Call Me Apple (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
What do I look like?
I’m big and round and orange
You are a moron


Corkscrew Curls (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Check out these ringlets
I just got them done today
I’m like Goldilocks


Jimmy McCrack (Requested by patresa74)
When my mom named me
I think she was having a
Really bad morning


Broken Metronome (Requested by patresa74)
It’s hard to keep time
When the metronome was dropped
Into the toilet


Prague (Requested by TeresaDawn-Armetiel)
A wonderful place
From all the picture’s I’ve seen
I want to go there


I Am a Sexy Beast (Requested by St-Martini-of-the-Vodka)
She knows how to move
And she writes like a master
Bow down before Jay


On Being One (Requested by Drea)
I am so alone
Though sometimes it feels peaceful
To be on my own


Aboot or About (Requested by Drea)
People laugh at me
They say they know where I’m from
By the way I talk


Dorkisms (Requested by Drea)
The things that we do
That make us unique or just
Really dumb looking


This Century (Requested by Drea)
It’s about promise
Unlimited potential
And wearing cool pants


Early Morning Blues (Requested by Drea)
On the horizon
Just before the sun comes out
The colours are deep


Jägermeister (Master of the Hunt) (Requested by Drea)
Don’t mess with the Jäg
Run like the wind, far away
Beware this liquid




*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

9 Responses

  1. Jägermeister scares me

  2. me too, Shellie!

  3. I really like your early morning blues haikuul!

  4. Sometimes it’s more of a challenge to take the road less travelled. 😉

  5. Im orange and i teach .

  6. Thanks for coming by again!!! I won’t change too much, I’ll just renovate. 🙂 Thanks so much. Linette

  7. Those were awesome, though I expect no less…but in the future, I refers to you, not me!
    JaY

  8. wow great haiku’s again and i love the todo definition

  9. You are indeed the man on the grill. Thanks to you and Mrs. Jorge for having me over. Cheers ~ian

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