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Trip To Old Madness

Trip To Old Québec

My wife and I decided to get away for the weekend, so we went to Old Québec City. It’s like someone took a piece of Europe and transported it to North America. The flight and taxi ride there were uneventful. Our luggage beat us to Québec by an hour, but no harm done.

We stayed at Chateau de Léry, which is simply an old house that has been converted into a hotel. It’s nice enough, but none of their seemingly new windows had any seals installed, so the wind that persisted all weekend made them rattle. I took it upon myself to fold up some tourist pamphlets and jam them in the windows to stop the noise (a la MacGyver). That did the trick.

Too bad I only figured out that trick on the 3rd night.

The hotel was non-smoking (although someone decided to break that rule upstairs on our second day there). Our actual room looks like it was an old living room at some point. They built a small bathroom steps away from the fireplace with a frosted window. Within this small room, the toilet was right next to the wall, and the bathtub was quite small. The sink was actually in the main room, situated behind the entryway. Very odd setup.

The staff was also hit and miss. Some of the people were very helpful, while the others seemed kind of lost. For the price, I guess it’s tough to expect a lot. Truthfully, I didn’t find it all that bad, but I doubt I would be staying there again. I’d like to try somewhere different next time.

We ate at l’Omelétte (a nice little breakfast place), Gambrenus (An awesome place. Dressy. They had a guy walking around with a guitar singing songs, and the staff and food were amazing), and a couple of other small places.

It was fun just walking around and taking photos, watching people lean into the wind, and just relaxing.

I definitely want to go back someday – when it’s warm.

All in all, a great way to spend a birthday weekend.



Haiku Madness

Man, you guys are insatiable! This Hai-Kuul feature is going strong.

I have to admit that I wasn’t sure how well this feature would actually catch on. Truth be told, there have been so many requests I’ve been having a tough time updating my blog with stories. However, that fact is offset by the amount of fun I am having with the challenges that people are throwing my way.

We just recently passed the 200 mark. Keep them coming. I’ll be holding another contest soon for another print, so keep your eyes peeled. The 250 milestone is fast approaching!

Hai-Kuul – May 27, 2005

Red-Light District (Requested by WizenedDragonPK)
Do you feel frisky?
Take a walk on the wild side
Check out the windows


Cannes (Requested by WizenedDragonPK)
A film festival
Where people say good things if
They think they have to


Azure Ocean (Requested by WizenedDragonPK)
Some say ‘purest blue’
Colour of a cloudless sky
Lapis Lazuli


Absent Companions (Requested by WizenedDragonPK)
Fighting side by side
War makes corpses of us all
I miss my comrades


I Stepped In Gum (Requested by Courtney8292)
No matter how much
You try to avoid it, you
Will fall prey to gum


The Ants Are Back (Requested by Courtney8292)
I thought I killed them
Yet they resurface, always
Doubled in number


Chillattes (Requested by Courtney8292)
On a scorching day
Nothing hits the spot better
Than frozen caffeine


Praying to the Porcelain Goddess (Requested by NF_PhillyCheeseSteak)
Technicolour Yawn
After a night of drinking
Makes you feel better


How’d That Get There? (Requested by NF_PhillyCheeseSteak)
What the hell happened?
Yesterday my skin was blank
Now there’s a tattoo!


The Day After… (Requested by NF_PhillyCheeseSteak)
You have to watch out
Drinking too much might cause you
To wake up surprised


Sorry Mister (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
I didn’t see you
I was running with my tea
Sorry ’bout your face

Rosebud (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Potential for growth
Into something beautiful
I admire nature


Come Naked (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
I want to see you
Let’s just cut to the good stuff
No clothes off the bat


Hi Mom (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
I’m a criminal
My face on the nightly news
I should wave hello


I Slept Through It (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
I barely felt it
Eight on the Richter Scale, eh?
And there I was, zonked




*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

Hai-Kuul – May 26, 2005

Blarney Stone (Requested by Drea)
Across the ocean
People kiss a big boulder
And then wash their mouths


Paddywagons (Requested by Drea)
Please don’t commit crimes
You’ll be transported to jail
In this vehicle


I’se da Bye’s (Requested by Drea)
I built me a boat
And took it home to Liza
She said, “What the Hell?”


Screech ’em In (Requested by Drea)
Go kiss the cod’s lips
Then drink some home-brewed fire from
The barrel’s bottom




*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

Hai-Kuul – May 25, 2005

A Secretly Long Lunch Away From Work (Requested by patresa74)
Working hard all day
Makes me want to escape from
The hell that is work


I’m Surrounded By Idiots (Requested by The Shellie)
My brain is hurting
Clowns to the left of me and
Jokers to the right


Everything You Know is Wrong (Requested by The Shellie)
What has happened here?
I thought I knew what was up
Apparently not


Massive Beavers (Requested by NF_PhillyCheeseSteak)
Chomping at the trees
Those giant buck-toothed monsters
Bring down the forest


(By the way, you get bonus points for that request. Cheeky.)


Pie On the Sill (Requested by NF_PhillyCheeseSteak)
It sits on the sill
Beckoning me. Tempting me.
Soon it will be gone


Deep Fried Bacon (Requested by NF_PhillyCheeseSteak)
Listen to the sound
The ‘sizzle’ of tasty meat
I will enjoy this


Canadian in the Caribbean (Requested by islandgirlinprogress)
I’m so far away
From the evergreens up North
Bartender: Hit me!


Living in Jimmy Buffet’s Shoes (Requested by islandgirlinprogress)
This is what it’s like
To be wasting away in
Margaritaville




*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

Hai-Kuul – May 24, 2005

My Head is Full of Cobwebs (Requested by deadites1460)
I cannot think straight
My mind is not working right
It needs a shaking


Pretty Young Things (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Strutting down the street
Barely wearing any clothes
Fix your thongs, you dorks!


Doublelicious (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Twice the fun? No way!
When you call out the wrong name
Dating a twin sucks


Belinda Stronach (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Politics is charged
Beauty and brains will get you
On the map for sure


Shit or Get Off the Pot (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Sitting on the fence
Will get you nothing but barbs
Make up your damned mind


Iron Or Nothing (Requested by Drea)
Wrinkles on my shirt
I can’t go to work in that
Might as well go nude!


Fadder and Mudder (Requested by Drea)
God bless the parents
She’s got a massive headache
He’s the sole reason


Wine and Cheese (Requested by Drea)
Sophisticated
That’s what it’s supposed to be
Not just getting tanked


Next Stop: TO (Requested by Drea)
I can’t wait to go
Where the world’s largest phallic
Symbol’s erected


Missin’ Guinness (Requested by Drea)
Damn Ian and Jorge
Damn them both to Hell, I say
Drinking without me


Pigeons (Requested by Drea)
Wings always flapping
Making noises through the night
I want to shoot them


The Alpha Male (Requested by Drea)
He thinks he’s awesome
Him and all his followers
He is naught but naught


Sans Merci (Requested by Drea)
Always be polite
Wait staff will spit in your food
Without a ‘thank you’




*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.