Hai-Kuul – May 24, 2005

My Head is Full of Cobwebs (Requested by deadites1460)
I cannot think straight
My mind is not working right
It needs a shaking


Pretty Young Things (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Strutting down the street
Barely wearing any clothes
Fix your thongs, you dorks!


Doublelicious (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Twice the fun? No way!
When you call out the wrong name
Dating a twin sucks


Belinda Stronach (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Politics is charged
Beauty and brains will get you
On the map for sure


Shit or Get Off the Pot (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Sitting on the fence
Will get you nothing but barbs
Make up your damned mind


Iron Or Nothing (Requested by Drea)
Wrinkles on my shirt
I can’t go to work in that
Might as well go nude!


Fadder and Mudder (Requested by Drea)
God bless the parents
She’s got a massive headache
He’s the sole reason


Wine and Cheese (Requested by Drea)
Sophisticated
That’s what it’s supposed to be
Not just getting tanked


Next Stop: TO (Requested by Drea)
I can’t wait to go
Where the world’s largest phallic
Symbol’s erected


Missin’ Guinness (Requested by Drea)
Damn Ian and Jorge
Damn them both to Hell, I say
Drinking without me


Pigeons (Requested by Drea)
Wings always flapping
Making noises through the night
I want to shoot them


The Alpha Male (Requested by Drea)
He thinks he’s awesome
Him and all his followers
He is naught but naught


Sans Merci (Requested by Drea)
Always be polite
Wait staff will spit in your food
Without a ‘thank you’




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7 Responses

  1. “i want to shoot them.” that’s such a classy line. 🙂 ph

  2. why is it that no one can just look at Belinda and say that she is smart! Why do they always have to mention her looks! Just by mentioning it you belittle her! It overrides everything else that she is and has done!

  3. Patresa, I am classy, if anything else. Jen. Why do people have to look at Ben Mulroney and mention that he got his job because of daddy, and not just because of his wit and charm (or lack thereof)? Why do people have to look at Paul Martin and mention that he’s a jittery old coot, and not just that he was a great budget minister? Belinda IS good looking. And she IS smart. This is also how she happens to market herself. So really, if you want to yell at someone, you’ll just have to call up the conservatives and yell at her. Oh wait, she switched sides. So… Smart. Beautiful. Traitor. Triple Threat.

  4. Dear Mr. Hai-Kuul King; Thank you for the lovely little poems that made my morning. Dear MSN, Thanks a bunch for erasing the last (and long) message that I just wrote Jorge… Didn’t quite make it on here did it? And I didn’t even swear! ARG! Cheers, Ms. Happy but Pissed off, Drea

  5. I love the Wine and Cheese Hai-kul. How was the weekend in Quebec City? Cheers ~ian PS – my friend Jairo thinks the person (who shall remain nameless) that sings Hill Street Blues on my iPod is a professional singer. Maybe she needs to take the act on the road..Perhaps to T.O.

  6. Ian – QC was just fine. The hotel was a little odd, but I’ll elaborate in an entry when have time to breathe. Drea – I never erased anything. I went to Ian’s site last night and saw a honkin’ post from you in the comments. I excitedly went back to my blog to see what you had written me – but NOTHING!. Stupid MSN… 🙂

  7. Oh Jorge… Not you silly! I wrote you a huge comment and it didn’t go through! That’s why I blamed the silly MSN people… And now I’ve got to run to work… But thanks so much for the note about Hell HA HA HA… I’m enjoying my time there… It’s nice and warm and the people are oh so friendly! Just joking! Have a great day honey… Me mudder and me fadder would be proud! drea 🙂

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