Congratulations to Becky and Dan (Requestor’s name witheld by request)
Love is wonderful
To solidify your love
Is miraculous
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Yankee-Doodles (Requested by princess_castle)
You’d think that one guy
With a feather was enough
Now she asks for two
Play Games (Requested by princess_castle)
Some folks are cruel
They string along their lovers
Like some fish for trout
Haven’t Ya Brushed Your Teeth, Hun? (Requested by princess_castle)
I’m not trying to be
An insensitive jerk but
Your breath smells like ass
I Won’t Go to Training School (Requested by princess_castle)
I’m an awesome dog
I behave perfectly well
‘cept for piss problems
What Are U Looking For? (Requested by princess_castle)
I see you look down
Your eyes speak of frantic fear
Did your contacts fall?
Tan Theta Fry (Requested by princess_castle)
Trigonometry
Is better understood when
It’s fried in butter
Mimosa Pudica (Requested by princess_castle)
Medicinal plant
Moderate diuretic
But causes baldness
Yuck!! I Am Not Eating One of Those!! (Requested by princess_castle)
Is this fear factor?
Because I make it a rule
Not to eat bull’s balls
Yawn ‘n Lawn (Requested by princess_castle)
The best days are spent
Reading a book on the grass
And taking a nap
Awww…Baby!!! (Requested by princess_castle)
What a nice gesture
It seems to be a rare thing
To receive flowers
Give..Me..Those Bonessss! My Dog is Hungry…Grrr!!! (Requested by princess_castle)
It is not easy
Being Gollum and owning
A mangy Collie
Recurring Reoccurrences (Requested by princess_castle)
Layers of events
Repetitive déja vu
Reruns of reruns
Raise the Bar? What Bar??? (Requested by princess_castle)
I’ve achieved it all
There is no one above me
I rule the planet
Pat Him On the Back (Requested by princess_castle)
For a job well done
A reward is a great thing
It makes people glad
Give Me a Break (Requested by princess_castle)
That’s a lame excuse
Your dog ate your homework, eh?
Time for detention
Emergency Supplies (Requested by princess_castle)
When Going Camping
Bring a first aid kit with you
Accidents hapen
Spin the Wheel (Requested by princess_castle)
If you want a prize
It has to land on something
Other than bankrupt
You Rock…Umm…But Are You a Rock?? (Requested by princess_castle)
You are so awesome
You saved my life yet again
Thanks, Benjamin Grimm
My Ridiculous Requests…Does That Annoy U?? Muhahahahah!!! (Requested by princess_castle)
I am fine with most
Provided they use proper
Words and some grammar
*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.
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Hai-Kuultest – Part Three
The 500th haiku came and went like a bat out of hell. It is time for another contest to celebrate the milestone. I was supposed to wait for Drea to indicate what the next photo was to be, but she thought it would be better to ignore that and request another ten million poems. 
The contest will be similar to the last one. Check out the rules below.
Starting today, at 13:00 EST, I will be taking requests for Hai-Kuul. The 40th request wins. The rules are as follows..
The prize for the 40th requestor will be an 8×10 glossy limited print (4/100) of a Moonlit Night in Algonquin Park (on 8.5×11 Canon Professional Photo Paper).
The 500th Haiku has already occurred due to the fact that Drea is a request-o-matic. She wins a 4×6 of the photo…
Good luck!
UPDATE (Aug 15, 2005): This contest is now closed.
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Tampons (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Only a man would
Design feminine products
That looked like grenades
Ain’t That Sweet? (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Kids inspire giggles
To the childless onlooker
Parents just shudder
Bizarro! (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
You see a stranger
With a large bright blue mohawk
You are strange to him
Let Me Out! (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
You don’t feel like most
You’re in society’s cage
Be your own person!
High Priority (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Every man knows
That the best policy is
To
really listen
Cahoots (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Even great heroes
Need some kind of cavalry
Long live the sidekick!
Bigger=Better? (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Texan frame of mind
Does not take into account
Horrible migraines
Hello Sunshine! (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
It’s rained for so long
I thought I would have to spend
My life under clouds
This One Shall Be the Best and None Shall Ever Top it (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Dearest Theresa
Sadly, in Haiku there is
No such thing as best
My Dog Had Diarrhoea While I Was Asleep (Requested by edplue79)
While I was asleep
And my mind was relaxing
So was his sphincter
Being Bored In the Tanning Bed With Fifteen Minutes Left (Requested by edplue79)
My mind is racing
For something to think about
While my body bakes
A Belated Happy Canada Day to my neighbours up here!
A Happy Independance Day to our neighbours in the South!
*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.
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