Searching For Adventure

More Entertaining Search Results

Here are some more things people typed that led them to my page from a search engine:

  • shellie
  • goad
  • island of zanzibar
  • crazy definitions
  • barking space

I’d best be careful. If I keep checking these and writing them here it might become a new feature!

The Amazing Adventures of McLean and Figueiredo

Dave and I have known each other since high school. We met during our high school play (Bye Bye Birdie) and would take the late bus home together after rehearsals. We bonded due to our similar sense of humour and our love of Lloyd Bridges.

We kept in touch with each other over the years, and have always been there for each other as good friends should be. Dave and I eventually worked across the street from each other in downtown Toronto, and would go for Chai Latté once a week.

Dave has since moved to Ottawa, and I miss the big lug. Once or twice a week we will play Jedi Academy, and we chat on the phone once in a while (usually while soaking in the tub). At any given time, if you mention his name, a dozen stories will pop into my head. I will relate some of them now…

The Rafting Adventure

You already know that Dave helped me out when I was in a pickle (or was that helped me out with my pickle?). The day after the barfy night, we all boarded the raft that would carry us on our first of many rafting adventures on the Ottawa river. The first series of rapids is known as McCoy’s Chute (by the Wilderness Tours Adventure Company, anyway). It’s relatively mild, but once every couple of minutes someone will get rocked by this sucker. We had spent a little while watching several rafts go through, and it didn’t look so bad. So when we hit the Chute, we never expected to be hit as hard as we were. The raft almost folded. Everyone in the front got thrown back (Dave got essentially catapulted, and slid all the way back and off the boat. The movie footage is hilarious).

Dave wore tearaway pants and running shoes. The poor guy’s pants ballooned up with water, dragging him down the river like so much flotsam. He was eventually picked up by a kayak rescue guy (Come here often?) and dreaded the next rapids. He wanted to go home, and no one can blame him.

However, he never went home. Instead he had a great time for the rest of the trip. So much fun that we ended up going twice more after that.

The Early Departure to Sleepyland

Dave is younger than I am. Dave used to throw kickass parties (He still does).

Thus, when I was at his parties, I would invariably be one of the older guys there.

Dave threw a big party once when I was in first year university. He and quite a number of folks there had not gone to university yet, so I was relating a lot of my experiences about it to them. A lot of them were not so much afraid of University as apprehensive. They didn’t know what to expect.

Dave was mixing drinks that night. I had Black Russians, White Russians, and Evil White Russians. Another one of his friends was mixing Caesars, and of course, there was beer. I drank other things that night, but suffice to say I was a little tipsy.

Indeed, I was right hammered. Remembering conversations from earlier in the evening, I decided to calm everyone’s fears about university by making a speech about how you weren’t just a number in university and how it’s not so bad and blah blah blah. I thought that everyone was hanging on my slurred words. I don’t see how they had a choice, as I was speaking at the top of my lungs.

I finished up my dialogue and then went to bed. At 23:30.

I have never lived this down.

More adventures to come…

12 Responses

  1. soaking in the tub while on the phone?
    falling asleep at 11:30?

    A new side to Jorgie of the HaiKuuls! 😉

  2. I’m not really soaking in the tub when Dave and I are on the phone. He is, though.

    “Davey’s in da tub” as old man McLean would say.

  3. Rafting adventures eh? There are some great spots in the Maritimes, Quebec and Northern Maine for that. Anytime you feel the call of nature (well not that type of call of nature) I’ll hook you up.

  4. People have found my site by searching: “naked+pictures”, “boob+site”, “marion”, “biceps+site”, and “naima+faux+hawk+pictures” among other things… I can’t help but think they must have ended up disappointed.

    Happy trails!

  5. Great rapids! I’ve passed through those myself with the same rafting tour company! OWL isn’t all that bad either, but Wilderness has more to offer for the whole-day package.

    Thanks for the head’s-up on the typo! 🙂

  6. I have been on that very same rafting adventure, only I had a mean case of the giggles and could not for the life of me hold on to everything while laughing convulsively. My boyfriend was very angry with me, and kept yelling things like “you’ll get us all killed” which only made me (and some friends) laugh harder.

  7. Today someone found me through “colonoscopy.” That’s flattering. My colon is like a cyberspace magnet.

    Excellent Dave story.

    It’s 8:00 (20:00?). Time for bed.

  8. When you are at Dave’s and he’s not around, do you answer his phone and say “Dave’s not here man.”

  9. Usually if I’m at Dave’s and he’s not around, I go through his clothes, and roll around on his bed.


    Usually giggling like so:

    Tee hee! Tee hee!

  10. Mommy’s got a squeeze box she wears on her chest,
    And when Daddy gets home he never gets no rest

  11. Good times, brother. And entirely accurate–except that it was like 10 when you fell asleep. And you were saying something about, “Dave makes black russians strooooooong. So stro… ugnh. zzzzzzzzzz.”

  12. You might be wrong, but so might I be. I think I actually went upstairs at 10:30 and plopped into bed, right beside some girl who was thinking about splitting up with her boyfriend.
    And then he walked in…
    Good thing I am quick on my feet (or my back, in this case). Even though nothing was going on, it looked like a bad scene (or a good one).
    So my line threw everyone for a loop, and concussed everyone into a dazed state of confusion.

    “We were talking about a threesome. You game? ”

    Good times.

    (Incidentally, that line was spoken as a joke by me. It never materialized.)

Leave a Reply

Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

%d bloggers like this: