Hai-Kuul – May 31, 2005

Shoot the Moon (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Quite a strange card game
Where the object of it is
To score the lowest

Breathless (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
When did I fall in?
Thrashing about, I cannot
Breathe underwater

Do Not Disturb (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
I am very tired
And so I shall place a sign
on my door and nap

Even though Dave didn’t really ask for this one, he thought about asking for it. I included it. Remember – Multiple requests in the same comment (or in a row) only count as one entry.

Free Blog Swag (Requested by Dave)
People enjoy games
Even more than this, people
Like to get free stuff

This one required two haiku. If you don’t recognize what movie this quote came from, then you should be very disappointed in yourself.

Kids Are a Pain In the Ass, Wife’s On the Sauce — Poor Bastard, He’s Better Off Dead (Requested by Dave)
Pete “Deadmeat” Thompson
Died in an unfortunate
Series of Events

Kids Are a Pain In the Ass, Wife’s On the Sauce — Poor Bastard, He’s Better Off Dead (Requested by Dave)
Admiral Benson
I went to school with that man
His pants look funny

House In the Middle of the Freeway (Requested by patresa74)
Not ordinary
Whoever requested this
Must like Stephen Wright

Weird Extra Driveway (Requested by patresa74)
What is this thing for?
Who knows? Come winter, it’s just
Something to shovel

My Family is Psychotic (Requested by The Shellie)
I sometimes wonder
Why my family is strange
My DNA screams

Figure Skating At the Olympics (Requested by TeresaDawn-Armetiel)
So many eyes watch
As I’m spinning on the ice
Gold is in my heart

For those of you who are stats-obsessed, here are the Top Five Hai-Kuul requestors…

  1. Drea – 42
  2. TheresaWarriorPrincess – 40
  3. Princess Castle – 17
  4. St-Martini-of-the-Vodka – 14
  5. Dave – 12

*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

4 Responses

  1. Man- I can’t believe Drea is beating me! Lol… I’ll have to go request another THREE!! Feel the burn.

  2. wow great Haiku. Thanks for making my request

  3. I’m coming out on top Theresa! HA HA HA…

  4. hiya wohoooo….thats meee??? ha haaha i am gonna beat everryyy one….muuuha hahahaha !!!

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