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Hai-Kuul – May 12, 2005

Once A Day (Requested by Theresa Warrior Princess)
Wake up in the morn
Have a shower and get dressed
Take your vitamins


Just Snuggle It (Requested by Theresa Warrior Princess)
Soft and so fuzzy
A throwback to your childhood
That silly old bear


Pearl (Requested by Theresa Warrior Princess)
Oysters: So funny
Creating beauty out of
An irritation


If I Was a Rich Girl (Requested by St-Martini-of-the-Vodka)
I’d have the best clothes
I’d have an ample bosom
That sounds about right


American Chopsy (Requested by Princess Castle)
First word: From a place
Second word: Some British Slang
Merged: A stir-fry dish


So Simple! (Requested by Princess Castle)
A question was asked:
What do you get when you take
One and add one more



This one wrote itself…


A Dog’s Tale About It’s Long Black Rat-Like Tail (Requested by Princess Castle)
Once upon a time
A dog had a long black and
Rat-like tail. The end.


That’s Not Love! (Requested by Princess Castle)
You really like her
Not for any deep reasons
Infatuation


The Drunken Monkey (Requested by Princess Castle)
Poor little monkey
He had too much to drink and
Now has a headache


Messy Mush (Requested by Princess Castle)
Dried oats in a bowl
Add a lot of water and
Jell-O for kicks. Stir


Asshat (Requested by Princess Castle)
What is another
Word for a stupid moron?
Asshat is that word


I Hate Forwards Who Don’t Backcheck (Requested by Ian)
Before you click send
Make sure you check to see if
Everyone is new


Got the Hill Street Blues (Requested by Ian)
When I’m feeling blue
I’ll get the Shellie to sing
Her favourite song


Angry Lumberjacks (Requested by Ian)
Those poor axe-wielders
They suffer from too many
Jokes about beavers


Nutmeg (Requested by St-Martini-of-the-Vodka)
A wonderful treat
To sprinkle on top of a
Nice cup of egg nog


Rich Beyond All Recognition (Requested by Dave)
He had so much cash
And he gained so much fame that
All forgot his face


Roy? ROY?!? (Requested by Dave)
Fixing the aircraft
I went to school with that man
A long time ago




*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

6 Responses

  1. Hey Jorgie, I dont’ know how many times I can write. “Wow those are awesome.” cuz….. Wow those are awesome! 🙂

  2. You’re not getting tired of these yet? I admire your tenacity.

  3. Hey kids (J and D). I just added your Haiku to the end of this entry.

  4. I thought oysters made pearls.

  5. Good point, Tien. Consider it fixed!

  6. “asshat” that’s the best thing EVER!

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