Fig-tionary – April 13, 2005

mediacre (I thought of this while typing a blog article)

  1. Function: adjective – Media of moderate or low quality, value, ability or performance. Boring media – Usage: I find that the latest episodes of Everybody Loves Raymond are quite mediacre.

mediacrity (Extension of above)

  1. Function: noun – The quality or state of being mediacre – Usage: Reality television is beginning to dwell in mediacrity.

*Remember, you can submit a request for a crazy definition for a typo by clicking here. You can read about the Fig-tionary here.

11 Responses

  1. Some of my previous requests have been ignored or mysteriously disappear.

  2. Ignored?
    I have no idea what you’re talking about.

    As for the disappearances, I don’t know. Some things are natural, and disappear after a few minutes.
    Much like erections.

    We just live as we always have.
    With dignity.

  3. mediacre, love it! the reruns of NIP/TUCK are mediacre especially when i can’t freakin wait for the new season to start.

    Thanks for the giggle Jorge, keep them coming :0)


  4. I’m spell checking my blog from now on to make sure that I don’t end up on Jorge’s crazy definitions and fodder for his razor sharp wit and intellect.

    I’m still holding out for some Toronto SAP training.

  5. Jorge…
    I’d be lying if I said that I didn’t laugh my arse off when I read both your blog and your comment to Tien… Holy…heart… You are going to give me an attack someday… Jeez… It’s too early for me to shoot coffee out of my nose… Have some sympathy!

  6. Hey Jorgie, I thought of a great name for your definitions: Fig-tionary
    (partially stolen from pridi who refers to her vocab as Dianationary). 😉

    You SHOULD use it!


  7. Ian: Hope you end up in TO. Now if only Drea and Shellie could come out to play, you and Cat and I (and all of our partners) could go out and get all Guinnessed/Keithed up!

    Cat: That ROCKS!

    Drea: Hope the coffee didn’t stain anything. Did you read “Shoulda Coulda Woulda”? I posted it just before this one.

    I’m always surprised when something doesn’t get comments. Especially when it’s serious! 🙂

  8. Happy now, Jorge?

    You what you “should” do is stop polishing your sword so much….you’re going to wear it out.

  9. A polished sword is always sharp and..
    nicer to look at.

  10. I always accidentally type “peach” instead of “peace” – delicious peaches, mmmmmm

  11. You are so ghetto!

    “Peach Out” says Grandmaster Shellie.

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