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Contest!

Hai-Kuultest – Part One

So, I was thinking about the fact that the 100th haiku is fast approaching. And I was thinking about having a contest for this.

The problem is that some of the haiku are my own, which shouldn’t count if it was a contest. Some of the haiku are created based on interpretations of a topic, creating more than one haiku for a request.

There is also the fact that some people do multiple requests in one comment, and some that only do one. What is to prevent someone from posting one hundred requests? Nothing.

And so, I phoned my friend Dave, and in our banter, I came up with this new idea.

To celebrate the milestone, I will hold a contest in the following manner…


Starting today, at 14:00 EST, I will be taking requests for Hai-Kuul. The 31st request wins. The rules are as follows…

  • The request must be made in the Hai-Kuul post on the sidebar as a comment. Any other Hai-Kuul request will not be counted as an entry, but I will create a Haiku for it regardless.
  • You cannot submit more than one request at a time. Thus five requests in the same comment only count as one entry.
  • You cannot submit more than one comment in a row at a time. Thus, if you were to submit two comments in a row, it would only count as one entry.
  • The Request must be original. No duplicates (which means you have to read the other ones). Duplicate requests will be deleted.
  • No members of my family are eligible for this. Any request from my family will be ignored (I will still write a haiku for the request though).
  • To receive the prize (there is only one), you must be able to provide me with a mailing address.


The 100th Haiku may or may not occur due to this contest. If it does, it is a happy coincidence.

The prize for the 31st requestor will be an 8×10 glossy limited print (2/100) of two tigers (on 8.5×11 Canon Professional Photo Paper)…



Good luck!

Special thanks to Cat for helping me out with the proofing of the rules.


UPDATE (May 18, 2005): This contest is now closed.

Hai-Kuul – May 01, 2005

A Monkey On a Rock and Jorge (Contributed by Miranda)
See the two of them
Monkey and Jorge on the rock
They look quite alike


Warrior Princess (Contributed by Theresa Warrior Princess)
She stands tall and proud
Over the defeated hordes
A Princess of War


Big Feet Won’t Walk On Water (Contributed by Drea)
If Jesus had feet
That were larger than size twelves
He would have sunk fast!


Bring Back Bockey (Contributed by Drea)
This can never be
Bockey isn’t a real sport
Though you might think so…




*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

Fig-tionary – May 01, 2005

yeterday (Requested by princess_castle)

  1. Function: noun – A day yet to arrive, on which a highly anticipated event will be taking place – Usage: Yeterday I will be a millionaire!




*Remember, you can submit a request for a crazy definition for a typo by clicking here. You can read about the Fig-tionary here.