Barking Space

My Inner Self – My Soul (Requested by Barb)
Deep inside of me
There is a magical spark
It’s what makes me, me!

Tip Your Server (Bad Tippers Suck) (Requested by Ian)
In the restaurant
Make sure you show gratitude
When your server rocks!

Bagpipers Everywhere (Requested by Ian)
Ah! The sound of pipes
Surrounds me like a chorus
Of wailing magpies

Halifax is Too Small, When You Get Recognized For Your Blog (Requested by Ian)
His name is Ian
Living in Halifax he
Is a blogging star!

Stripes (Requested by Theresa Warrior Princess)
Some parallel lines
Vertical, Horizontal
They make one look slim

Wild World (Requested by Theresa Warrior Princess)
The Concrete Jungle
That’s what some people call it
The world’s far from tame

Chewed Fingers (Requested by Theresa Warrior Princess)
A nervous habit?
Perhaps a way to pass time?
Or are you hungry?

What About Me? (Requested by Theresa Warrior Princess)
Sports are so stressful
They are choosing the teams and
I am last again

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Forgiving a Friend Who Has Been Unfaithful to Her Fiancée and the Pain it’s Caused the People Around Her (Requested by Linette)
Why would you do this?
Unfair to all, this act will
Destroy you inside

Beau (Requested by Barb)
So small, so fuzzy
Four legs, a tail, and wearing
A red bandana

Stupid People (Requested by Cat)
There are so many
Clueless and idiotic
Away with you all!

6-Year-Olds With “Boyfriends” (Requested by Cat)
Why the crazy rush
You are young and you will learn
That all boys are dumb

My Pretty Pony (Requested by Cat)
A toy for children
So heavily marketed
The ultimate horse

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Big Butts (Requested by krista)
There is nothing wrong
Owning a larger behind
More meat, softer seat

Fire Engine Red (Requested by Theresa Warrior Princess)
A popular tone
Means more attention and much
Higher insurance

Popsicle Stains (Requested by Theresa Warrior Princess)
You like your cool treat
Suddenly you drop it and
Swear like a sailor

Math Girl (Requested by Theresa Warrior Princess)
Who is the math girl?
She’s sitting in the corner
With her abacus

Day-Old Rice Krispie Treat (Requested by Patresa74)
This treat was so good
Yesterday. Today it is
Harder than a rock

The Paperclip (Requested by St-Martini-of-the-Vodka)
A very good tool
Sometimes metal, sometimes not
Holding it all in

Lust (Requested by Miranda)
Wanting and needing
And beyond. Sometimes more than
Your own precious life

Igor Does the Jig (Requested by Drea)
Her cuteness is foiled
Now dancing the angry dance
With her brand new name

Drea Drops the Dimples (Requested by Drea)
So much for dimples
They don’t always work you know
And away they go

🙂 (Requested by Drea)
Ah, the smiley face
The oft used emoticon
For feeling happy

Identity Crisis (Requested by Drea)
I’m confused you know
I have lost my memory
Who the hell am I?

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All You’ve Got (Requested by Theresa Warrior Princess)
See unfortunates
They peddle on street corners
What will you give now?

No Calculators Allowed (Requested by Theresa Warrior Princess)
You won the sweepstakes
Here’s the skill-testing question
No calculators!

Verdant (Requested by Theresa Warrior Princess)
This word came from French
It’s green in tint or colour
Or unripe judgement

Don’t Clench (Requested by Theresa Warrior Princess)
Try not to be stressed
Especially at bedtime
Or your jaw will hurt

Smokey (Requested by Theresa Warrior Princess)
He thinks he’s so big
Preaching to people, but in
Secret smoking cigs

Let’s Try it With Strawberries (Requested by Theresa Warrior Princess)
We used grapes at first
And then peaches and apples
What can we try now?

Hoity Toity Transit (Requested by Drea)
Snobbery Ahoy!
Above and below the ground.
Elitist Transit

The Rules (Enforced by Jorge)
To win the contest
You have to follow the rules
Whether cute or not

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