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Hai-Kuul – May 24, 2005

My Head is Full of Cobwebs (Requested by deadites1460)
I cannot think straight
My mind is not working right
It needs a shaking


Pretty Young Things (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Strutting down the street
Barely wearing any clothes
Fix your thongs, you dorks!


Doublelicious (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Twice the fun? No way!
When you call out the wrong name
Dating a twin sucks


Belinda Stronach (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Politics is charged
Beauty and brains will get you
On the map for sure


Shit or Get Off the Pot (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Sitting on the fence
Will get you nothing but barbs
Make up your damned mind


Iron Or Nothing (Requested by Drea)
Wrinkles on my shirt
I can’t go to work in that
Might as well go nude!


Fadder and Mudder (Requested by Drea)
God bless the parents
She’s got a massive headache
He’s the sole reason


Wine and Cheese (Requested by Drea)
Sophisticated
That’s what it’s supposed to be
Not just getting tanked


Next Stop: TO (Requested by Drea)
I can’t wait to go
Where the world’s largest phallic
Symbol’s erected


Missin’ Guinness (Requested by Drea)
Damn Ian and Jorge
Damn them both to Hell, I say
Drinking without me


Pigeons (Requested by Drea)
Wings always flapping
Making noises through the night
I want to shoot them


The Alpha Male (Requested by Drea)
He thinks he’s awesome
Him and all his followers
He is naught but naught


Sans Merci (Requested by Drea)
Always be polite
Wait staff will spit in your food
Without a ‘thank you’




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