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Hai-Kuul – May 19, 2005

Song In My Head (Requested by Drea)
Watching TV sucks
When a commercial comes on
With a catchy tune


Darth Invader of Dreams (Requested by Drea)
He comes in the night
Messing inside your brain and
Breathing down your neck


Boot Scoot (Requested by Drea)
Strange phenomenon
Watching grown-ups performing
A four-wall line dance


Wake Me Up (Requested by Drea)
My eyes may be closed
Don’t take this as indifference
Just turn on the heat


Lost Within Myself (Requested by NF_PhillyCheeseSteak)
Dizzy and Spinning
I lose my direction when
I contemplate ‘I’


Want What You Can’t Have (Requested by NF_PhillyCheeseSteak)
Sometimes I’m taunted
Someone baits, and never plans
To ever trap me


Made a Fool (Requested by NF_PhillyCheeseSteak)
Tricked into the light
My folly is on display
Now I’m a jester


Smooshed Chocolate On the Crotch of My Pants (Requested by Patresa74)
So brown and gooey
I wonder what folks would say

If I bent down and…


Eating While Driving (Requested by Patresa74)
Weaving in and out
Of traffic as I try to
Eat my McMuffin


The Chicken Didn’t Defrost (Requested by deadites1460)
Straight from the freezer
Not heated for long enough
An icy centre




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One Response

  1. you are master of the haiku. to think that the morsel i dropped in my lap while driving and shoving a chocolate chip cookie from panera into the hole in my face could turn into such a work of art. it’s inspiring, jorge. truly inspiring. patresa

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