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Hai-Kuul – January 30, 2006

Colored Pencils (Requested by The_Vermillion_Border)
So many colours
Make for wonderful drawings
Go imagination!


Cigarette Smoke (Requested by The_Vermillion_Border)
Drifting toxic death
Wispy hands bypass your throat
And target your lungs


Too Much Perfume On (Requested by The_Vermillion_Border)
Alluring odours
Turn into eye-watering
Scented overload


Blogger Blues (Requested by AgeyD)
My words feel hollow
Do I make a difference?
I’ll wait for a sign


Bomberman (Requested by Rituro)
You! Run for your life!
The Hige Hige bandit
Just got roller skates!


My Job Sucks Monkey Balls (Requested by The Shellie)
I’m going nowhere fast
This job sucks big monkey balls
Please pass a toothpick





*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

7 Responses

  1. Considering all of your hard work on the Hai-kuul’s over the year, I thought I should honour you and all of your creativity… with a brief/lame montage of haiku dedicated to you. Sit back, relax and try not to cringe at how lame these are.

    Jorge and his Creative Genius – An Untapped Market?

    So Young..So Hai-Kool
    If One Could Only Clone Him
    You Would Make a Mint

    Jorge, Napolean Dynamite and Grilling

    Sweet Jumps and hook-ups
    Jorge’s Cup Runneth Over
    But Grilling Whilst Nude?

    Jorge and Seattle 90’s Alt-Rock Band The Presidents of the USA

    Millions of Peaches
    Jorge was Indeed the man who…
    Put them in a can.

  2. Dude.
    I have tears.
    I am touched.

    🙂

  3. If you need a toothpick, they must have been hairy big monkey balls.

    (Did you notice the use of all THREE new features there? Yeah, that’s right. I’m cool.)

    IAN – I miss you! Please come visit!

  4. Clever and talented as always… I keep trying to come up with idea of what to submit but they never seem interesting lol

    Hope you’re doing well *hugs*
    Karen

  5. You can submit whever you like. It’s my job to make it interesting.

  6. Between your haiku and your photos, you should have a laurel wreath…

  7. Thanks for the Hai-kuul! (I wonder what plural for haiku is? Is it haiki? Or maybe haikuae?)

    Anyhow, kazoo, I do like these! You are so creative.

    Head Game from The Vermillion Border.

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