Colored Pencils (Requested by The_Vermillion_Border)
So many colours
Make for wonderful drawings
Go imagination!
Cigarette Smoke (Requested by The_Vermillion_Border)
Drifting toxic death
Wispy hands bypass your throat
And target your lungs
Too Much Perfume On (Requested by The_Vermillion_Border)
Alluring odours
Turn into eye-watering
Scented overload
Blogger Blues (Requested by AgeyD)
My words feel hollow
Do I make a difference?
I’ll wait for a sign
Bomberman (Requested by Rituro)
You! Run for your life!
The Hige Hige bandit
Just got roller skates!
My Job Sucks Monkey Balls (Requested by The Shellie)
I’m going nowhere fast
This job sucks big monkey balls
Please pass a toothpick
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Barking Space 
Considering all of your hard work on the Hai-kuul’s over the year, I thought I should honour you and all of your creativity… with a brief/lame montage of haiku dedicated to you. Sit back, relax and try not to cringe at how lame these are.
Jorge and his Creative Genius – An Untapped Market?
So Young..So Hai-Kool
If One Could Only Clone Him
You Would Make a Mint
Jorge, Napolean Dynamite and Grilling
Sweet Jumps and hook-ups
Jorge’s Cup Runneth Over
But Grilling Whilst Nude?
Jorge and Seattle 90’s Alt-Rock Band The Presidents of the USA
Millions of Peaches
Jorge was Indeed the man who…
Put them in a can.
Dude.
I have tears.
I am touched.
🙂
If you need a toothpick, they must have been hairy big monkey balls.
(Did you notice the use of all THREE new features there? Yeah, that’s right. I’m cool.)
IAN – I miss you! Please come visit!
Clever and talented as always… I keep trying to come up with idea of what to submit but they never seem interesting lol
Hope you’re doing well *hugs*
Karen
You can submit whever you like. It’s my job to make it interesting.
Between your haiku and your photos, you should have a laurel wreath…
Thanks for the Hai-kuul! (I wonder what plural for haiku is? Is it haiki? Or maybe haikuae?)
Anyhow, kazoo, I do like these! You are so creative.
Head Game from The Vermillion Border.