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Fig-tionary – November 14, 2005

Posted on November 14, 2005 by Jorge

jealoupus (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)

  1. Function: adjective – Disposed to suspect rivalry or unfaithfulness specifically from creatures with more than two arms – Usage: Dave flew into a jealopus rage as the squid eyed his wife appreciatively.




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6 Responses

  1. Unknown's avatar
    Dave, on March 5, 2007 at 9:56 pm said:

    Speaking of jealpous–look at your fucking NaNoWriMo numbers! Damn you, my nemesis!

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  2. Jorge's avatar
    Jorge, on March 5, 2007 at 9:56 pm said:

    Good thing I only have 2 arms. Hard to believe I’m still running a day’s deficit.

    Reply
  3. Unknown's avatar
    TheresaWarriorPrincess, on March 5, 2007 at 9:57 pm said:

    Thanks J You made me smile 🙂

    Reply
  4. kris's avatar
    kris, on March 5, 2007 at 9:57 pm said:

    Jealopus: Kris was jealopus of the lovers’ quarrels Dave and George often had online.

    Reply
  6. Unknown's avatar
    The_Scottish_Vixen95, on March 5, 2007 at 9:58 pm said:

    Brakeet:(misspelling of Bracket) A small Mammal that roams the tundra, half weasel, half bird. ~Leah~

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