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Bubu Lost

Good Luck to Bubu

My friend Christian is grading for his Nidan in kobudo this weekend (why does that sound perverted?).

Christian is affectionately called Bubu by his girlfriend and her friends.

What does it mean?

Who knows?

Either way, Bubu the Warrior sounds kinda funny, don’t you think?

Good luck, Mugen!



Lost…In Translation?

I regularly watch House M.D.. In my opinion, it’s one of the best shows on television. Indeed, it is my favourite non-animated television show of all time.

Lost is also something that I watch, but only because I want to see how it ends. I don’t enjoy it as much as House M.D., not by a long shot. I do, however, enjoy the days of speculation before and after each episode…

  • Will Locke say the word Boon any less than twenty times every episode?
  • Will Jack and Kate kiss?
  • Will Walt us his mind powers to send beams of superheated plasma into Shannon’s pouty face so that she stops whining?
  • Does JJ Abrams actually have a plan?


I’m curious what you all think of this series?

Do you think that the season is planned out carefully in advance? Or do you think that it’s a day-by-day thing?

Hai-Kuul – September 21, 2005

I Smell Olives (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
What is that I smell?
The smell of organic salt
Growing from the trees


Down With Ye Awld Speckled Hen! (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Spell old correctly!
You think you are so fancy!
Go to Hades, Hen!


Polynesian Dance (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Gyrating those hips
Wearing palm leaves as a dress
And coconut bras


Tix (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Online ticket folks
Complete with a catchy name
Wish I’d thought of it


1000 Miles An Hour (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
My thoughts race like wind
Neural pathways all on fire
I hate math quizzes


Body Like a Battleaxe (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Tougher than iron
She roughly kneads the bread dough
With her gnarled fingers


Nurses (Naughty Ones Are Fun Too) (Requested by anurs2)
Recuperation
Is facilitated by
Hot PVC threads




*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

Fig-tionary – September 20, 2005

naughtly (Requested by edplue78)

  1. Function: adverb – Doing something with ease, as if it were nothing at all – Usage: Dave naughtly whipped together a meal fit for a king.




*Remember, you can submit a request for a crazy definition for a typo by clicking here. You can read about the Fig-tionary here.

Thank You Back Business Catching

Thank You All For the Comments

I never expected to receive so many wonderful comments from you all. Perhaps a few, but again, so many was unexpected. Thank you so much for all of your well wishes!



Back To Business

So, while I was gone, the gods of spamming deemed me worthy to receive a bunch of crap (obviously) with funny names (not as obvious, but still not unexpected). Check some of these out. I mean, I know I would completely believe these people exist with names like these…

  • Streaking O. Letterheads
  • Tumble U. Strenuous
  • Asylums S. Regulating
  • Contemptible S. Nutrasweet (I totally agree with this one)
  • Perspicuity Q. Resentful
  • Pretensions D. Shuffle
  • Disturbances M. Payloads


Unbelievable. Seriously.



Catching Up

Apparently, you all have been blogging in my absence. How insensitive of you. Now I have all of this catching up to do.

I know I have a few things to catch up with here in my own space. Such as some Hai-Kuul requests, as well as an entry in the Fig-tionary, if I’m not mistaken.

Rest assured that I will be catching up as soon as possible.

Cheers, all!

Anniversary Photography

Today is the Anniversary of My Anniversary!

That’s right folks.

Three years ago today I found a woman crazy enough to marry me. We had a wonderful outdoor wedding (that I will certainly write about one day) with a lot of friends and family around us.

I won’t really go into too much detail (you’ll see why in a sec).

However, I thought I would post our vows and ring speeches.

We decided to write our own, to make it a more meaningful exchange…



Jorge’s Vows

My Dearest Mrs. J,
I love you.
When we began, who would have known what would happen? I was not looking to give my heart to anyone when we met, but you stole it from me.
Today is a special day that I have dreamed about for a long time.
It is the day that you, who have traveled the world over, decide to join me on an amazing journey. An adventure that will last for the rest of our lives.
Take my hand and I promise to be yours and only yours forever.
I have always admired your passion for life and love, your kindness, your devotion to your family and friends and your smile. I look forward to a life full of your wonderful qualities and will return my own.
I will hold you close in happiness and sadness alike. I will listen to and not just hear your words and thoughts and I will share your dreams with you.
I will give you my strength when you need it, and you will always have my heart unconditionally. I will stand with you through good times and bad.
I will always support and care for you, sheltering you as best I can from whatever the world throws our way.
Although we are two people, individuals each with our own thoughts and dreams, we will step forward from here as Husband and Wife.
There will be no trial too difficult for us to overcome together, and no success too small for us to celebrate as we progress along the path of life, hand in hand.
I will love, honour, cherish and respect you forever, as my wife and my best friend.
I promise.
A faithful heart always makes wishes come true.



Mrs. J’s Vows

My dearest Jorge. Today, before our families and friends, I commit my everlasting love to you. I choose you to be my husband, my love, my best friend, and my lifelong companion. As eternal soul mates, I join my life to yours to share this lifetime together forever.
My vow to you is that we will build our dreams together while allowing each other to grow with our individual aspirations and dreams. I will walk beside you, offering courage and strength through all of our endeavors and I will support you through all the changes of our years. I am grateful to know that whatever challenges we may encounter, we face it together.
I will listen to your deepest thoughts and promise to always be open and honest with you. I will forever trust you; I will cherish you for being you; and I will respect you.
I love you with my whole being and I will be proud to be your wife and your equal partner in our journey together.



Mrs. J’s Ring Speech

Jorge, this ring symbolizes the strength of our bond and our never ending love for each other. Let it always be a reminder of my promises to you today. I love you.



Jorge’s Ring Speech

I proudly stand before this gathering to take my place as your husband. This ring symbolizes the richness of our love and the bright future we will have together. Take this ring, Mrs. J and let us embark on our adventure. I love you.


For the record, I only stumbled on the third line of my vows. I memorized them.



Photography Show

Another photography show looms.

It will be at BOHO, a restaurant in the Roncesvalles area of Toronto.

I encourage anyone to go and have a brunch there, as their food is great, and the prices are amazing for the portions.

I am scared to go there for dinner myself (a bit more on the high class side of the price range), but I hear the food is excellent.

What makes this event more special is that my wife will also be exhibiting some of her photographs.

You can click here for more information.

You can click here to go right to a sample of her work.