Waterloo Visit and a WHAT?

A Man Among Giants

Yesterday I visited my friends in Waterloo. I don’t get to do this that often, due to the fact that I usually have events booked 2 months in advance (no, I am not kidding about this – it’s a side effect of marriage). I miss my friends in Waterloo. When we went to University together, they served to inspire me, and were a comfort. I don’t know how much of this that they know, but perhaps now they will. The lot of them are too smart for words. Indivudually any one of them could take away Ben Stein’s money in an instant. Put them together, however, and light starts to bend around the house for some reason, and teacups begin to levitate in the kitchen.

In attendance were:


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  • Nath
  • Zac
  • Fiona
  • Zoë


It started out simple enough. I played with Zoë’s Etch-a-Sketch (I drew a duck with a small duck on it’s head. The big duck was wearing an airline jet strapped to its back – perfectly normal art) and we just hung out and talked. Nath made an AMAZING lunch (this is not a surprise with Nath), and we had a grand old time. Then Zac and Fiona showed up.

I knew that things were starting to go downhill when Fiona began spelling her name with Greek letters. No child under 10 should be allowed to use Greek letters. On top of that, no one should be allowed to use them at all, unless they are in a mathematical equation or on a Frat House.

Dave has a theory for moments like this. He believes that when really smart people are around us not-so-smart people we lose intelligence. I call it the “gravity of intelligence theory”. Think of intelligence as a bunch of molecules in your brain. They move around when you have ideas. Mine are generally slacking off in the corner, yawning and probably doing drugs. Then take Fiona, a bright child who I am convinced is actually a 500 year old elf, whose molecules move around her brain at the speed of light. She also has a brain packed tightly FULL of molecules. These molecules are so plentiful, that her skull can’t hold anymore. So they attach themselves to her hair. Her hair goes all the way down her back past her waist. Because of the density of her intelligence, it creates a graviational pull which steals my loosely-packed, slow moving intelligence. These errant molecules attach themselves to her hair. I am convinced that her hair actually grew an inch while I was there.

Shortly after that Elbie, Ecogrrl and clvrmnky arrived.

The rest of the time was spent with us being geeky and talking about geeky things while the kids and cats were running around being cute. I think a highlight of the afternoon was when Zac made himself into a climbing gym for Fiona, and Dr. Thingo and Zoë teamed up on Fiona in a tickling match.

Nath’s carrot cake was awesome too.

Oh yeah, and I am afraid of the second floor toilet that flushes for eternity and makes you cry as the water level keeps rising and rising…

I had a great time hanging around my old friends, even though I lost half of half my brain to Fiona’s mane.

I had to get out of there before I lost the brain cells that are tied to my ability to drink alcohol.



Why Don’t You Get a Key Then?

After Waterloo, I visited Shatton in his new place. Aggies was there, so I got to actually meet him for the first time in real life. You see, I’ve been playing online games with Aggies for something like six months now. It’s amazing how can know someone without ever really meeting them.

Shatton and his wife are moving in together into an apartment in B-Dot. It’s pretty nice. The building is very well maintained, and it doesn’t smell like industrial cleaners or old carpet. Shatton has a pretty nice living space, and I think it will serve them well in the interim until Leslie gets settled.

Shatton offered me some spicy meat (boy that sounds bad), and I agreed. He opened his kitchen cupboard, and it was pretty much bare. He pulled out a small plate (a saucer, I think), and I had my meat on there. I laughed at his lack of eating utensils. To be fair, Leslie will be contributing the bulk of the dinnerware, but Shatton still has to wait for a month. The time will fly quickly, though, and then she will be up here, rolling her eyes at him in person just like Mrs. J rolls her eyes at me (actually, I think everyone rolls their eyes at me).

We hung out and watched a funny episode of Space Ghost: Coast to Coast as well as SeaLab 2021. Those two find them really funny because if the writing. I find them funny not only just for the weird and twisted humour in the writing, but also because they are just redubbed episodes of cartoons I used to watch when I was a kid. It’s amazing how people are creating new ideas from old staples.

We then played Lego Star Wars (on the PC, which is AMAZING), and I scooted back home for some Sushi.



Fig-WHAT-raphy?

I am trying to create a more professional looking photography site for myself. There is a show coming up in May and I am exhibiting some of my work.

Please click on the Figtography link and let me know what you think!

If you are on dial-up, I apologize.

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25 Responses

  1. Proof-read…..

  2. Was that advice? Or was it a confirmation?

  3. Having a pool in my building makes up for not having any dishes.

    Booya!

  4. I am NEVER swimming in your pool. EVER.

    Especially because I know those jerks from Pod 6 are in there…

  5. Dude, I should totally have a pool party.

    But we’d have to watch out for Loligo Giganticus! Its razor-sharp beak can tear us apart as easily as I tear a croissant!

  6. Proofread is one word. And ellipses should only have three dots.

  7. That was the best french accent ever, Shatton!

  8. “No child under 10 should be allowed to use Greek letters. On top of that, no one should be allowed to use them at all…”

    What about people who are ACTUALLY GREEK?

  9. Greek people?
    Use their own letters?

    No.

  10. Oh… Pip.

  11. MAD COMMENTZ!

  12. Jorge, you are a pain in the ass…

  13. Funny you should say that…

  14. Bumsex?

  15. For more information on the previous Shatton post:

    http://www.shaunhatton.com/news/index.php?id=45

  16. I hate to be the one to tell you this, but your friends are nerds. I was in Waterloo 2 weeks ago. Know what? No video games, no Legos, no Etch-a-Whatever. You have tickled me pink today.

  17. Lego star wars? OMG… Why was I unaware of this? Sure, sure…bring this up when I’m already addicted to three games… My life->computer, video games, work, eat & sleep…
    On that boring note…hope you have a great day…
    Cheers,
    Drea

  18. You mean there should be more to life than video games?

  19. Thanks to Dave, the english major…or was it creative writing?…fro correcting my comment.

  20. I’m sorry…when I see the word Waterloo, all I think about is the Abba song.

  21. I like the redesign of your website Jorge…. You people photos are really good, I really enjoyed those.

  22. Nice post. Yes, we are rolling our eyes at you. 😉

    Jorge, you finally convinced me…I started a blog!

  23. Tien, you crack me up.
    Ian – Thanks!

  24. Dave, why didn’t you correct my last comment?!
    Lazy bastard!

  25. Twice in a row would have just been cruel.

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