Logan Wins the Fight

Logan Wins the Battle Against Age-Old Nemesis

Asourceiated Press

Toronto – Today, Logan the cat did battle with his greatest enemy – his tail. For years the tail has tormented him. Swishing about tantalizingly this way and that, teasing Logan about how he could never catch such an elusive quarry

Who won the battle of the century?

Logan had attempted to catch his enemy for years, only to be met with failure. It was once thought that he would be forced to run in circles for eternity until he proved everyone wrong by managing to catch the tail unawares in the kitchen early Sunday morning.

In a brilliant move, Logan somersaulted onto his nemesis and held him down. The tail jittered nervously back and forth, trapped beneath the powerful forepaws of the black cat.

Logan swatted the tail a few times, enforcing who was boss. The tail attempted to get away, but Logan managed to flip over onto the runner again, causing the tail to lose hope.

Moping, the tail signed a peace agreement with Logan, vowing to never tease him again.

Logan was introspective after his victory.

The thought on everyone’s mind, though, is that the tail is actually much smarter than Logan, and will most likely violate the terms of the agreement, wreaking havok on Logan’s inadequate mind in the future.

11 Responses

  1. ok–that first picture is a little scary…like a kitty vampire. But then the second one is so very dear and sweet. Like some sort of Jeckle/hyde cat.

    Sometimes I swat at my own body parts, thinking that they are not a part of me.

    That didn’t sound right at all.

  2. *rips up his betting slip*

  3. Ah, who knew the life of a cat could be so complicated?

  4. Just for fun, tie a ribbon on Logan’s tail sometime, hehe.

    Your cat battle reminded me of this gem

  5. Wicked! Dude, that’s my new favourite post. Add my vote to Best of Barking Space for this one.

  6. Will he retire now?

  7. Hi Jorge,

    Cats are so inspiring!! I have a story started of the battle between my cats as if they’re boxing! I also love your story!! My prayers are with the treaty even though it’s fun watching the battle sometimes!!

    And you are great too Jorge!! Let me know if you want to see some crazy cat antics and I’ll send you a clip of my cousin’s cat freaking out at his image in a mirror. It’s so funny!

    Take care,


  8. I have been trying to master “Introspective” for years in actors workshops, only to be trumped by a cat!

  9. uncle – i give!
    only a network nerd would be able to rally cat-antics into a WWE eposide. Nice job.

  10. That’s funny. Our Miss Josephine loves to chase her tail. She’s especially fond of chasing her tail when she is on the bed against a wall — less space for the tail to escape.

  11. LOL very cute 🙂 Cats can be ever so entertaining can’t they?


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