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Respect. Remember.

Respect Your Elders

Tomorrow is Remembrance Day up here in Canuckle-land. I suppose that our neighbours to the South would be celebrating Veteran’s Day. Either way, this message is universal…


Please observe your two minutes of silence at the appropriate time.


Honestly.

Nothing is more disrespectful than carrying on what you are doing while the dead are being honoured for giving us a better world.

I don’t agree with war, even though I believe it is part of human nature to lean towards conflict.

However, the brave men and women of the past deserve our respect for winning our freedom from the forces of evil.

I am not normally preachy on here (at least, I try not to be preachy in a negative way), but this particular issue is very important to me. No, I don’t have any relatives that I know of that fought in the war. But that doesn’t mean that I can’t hold those soldiers in high regard.



Lest We Forget

This is one of my favourite poems. It is touching.

It is one of the most famous pieces of writing that came out of the World Wars. You can read the story about the poem here.

Please take a moment to read and reflect…


In Flanders Fields
In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie,

In Flanders fields.
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.

(Poem by John McRae – May 03, 1915)


Rest in peace, heroes.

Hai-Kuul – November 08, 2005

Lorem Ipsum (Requested by Brian)
Nonsensical words
Holding places for real words
Text understudies


A Cup of Tea (Requested by anurs2)
Dried leaves in a bag
Steeped in water for some time
Comfort in a cup


Pizza (Requested by anurs2)
Cheese and tomatoes
Gathered with other goodness
Served on a bread plate


Shopoholic (Requested by anurs2)
No window passed by
No sale unaccounted for
Credit limit? Feh!




*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

Conversations With Bostonians

Conversations – Shellie Speaks!

Not wanting to be outdone by her own fiancée, Shellie has come up with her own shtick*.

Shellie rocks like no other Bostonian. She is awesome. Her and Handsome B. Wonderful are getting married this week, so wish them well! They’re planning on having Geddy Lee as the minister, and the lead singer of Metallica will be giving Shellie away.

Okay.

I was kidding about that.

It’s actually going to be Don Cherry.

Click the picture to enlarge…




UPDATE (03/07/2007): Due to a server error, the image was deleted. You’ll just have to imagine how funny it was.




* – No offence was meant to any groups referred to in this post. Especially the Oompa Loompas. They’re creepy, and I hear they hold murderous grudges…

Conversations B. Wonderful

Conversations – Not Just For Daves and Jorges Anymore

I submit to you a conversation from MSN Messenger held with one Handsome B. Wonderful (Shellie‘s man).

He’s a cool guy. He’s also quite hilarious. We get on well together, as you will see.

Click the picture to enlarge…



UPDATE (03/07/2007): Due to a server error, the image was deleted. You’ll just have to imagine how funny it was.

Quandry Questions

In a Quandry

So here’s the scoop.

My wife (also known as Mrs. Hai-Kuul, Mrs. Jorge and Your Wife) and I are trying to figure out where to go on a vacation before the end of the year.

There are 3 conditions…

  • It has to be a warm place
  • It can’t be too expensive
  • We only have seven business days left that we can take as vacation days


We’ve considered a cruise. The problem is the expense. If we were to go for our first time we’d want a really great room with a balcony. But those are mucho dinero. Even though I’ve been told that the food is amazing, the alcohol is not free.

Vegas is also on the short list. The question is, what is the weather like at the end of November in Vegas and the surrounding area?

We’ve also considered an all-inclusive resort. This seems to be leading the pack right now. A little bit of sacrifice in terms of food (not as good as cruise or Vegas gourmet restaurants), but the alcohol would be free.

Any ideas, folks? The sooner you can give us an idea, the better!*


The Questions

I tend to get a lot of questions in my comments sections.

Some of the questions are…

  • How do you think up this stuff?
  • Where do you get all your haiku ideas?
  • Are those conversations real?
  • Is Dave really as handsome as we think he is?**


I was wondering if people had any other questions that they might want to ask, as I was thinking about answering some of the more frequently asked ones.




* – Cornwall would only be an option if Jamie was still living there.
** – Indeed. Dave is a hunky, hunky man. But not as hunky as Kris with her faux mutton chops.