For Being Too Cool For His Own Good and For Turning a Year Older Today
Aliases: “Couch Painter”, “Karaoke King”, Zanta-In-Training, The Pied Piper of Blogland, Ian
Seen here in natural state, and in disguise.
Description
Date of Birth: Mar 23, <Year Undisclosed>
Place of Birth: <TOP SECRET>
Height: Tallish
Weight: 10 pounds lighter than you think
Complexion: Lightish
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Blue
Sex: Male
Build: Medium
Race: Well run
He can blend in with any crowd, becoming virtually invisible.
Occupation(s): Various
Nationality: Canadian
Remarks: The Haligonian has ties to Russia, Washington DC, Boston and Toronto. He has fled Blogland, and it is uncertain if he will return. Locating him is not an easy task, as he frequents different pubs and changes his patterns daily. The only common thread is the Guinness that he loves to drink so much.
He is the arsonist of the hearts of women everywhere.
Caution
The Haligonian is wanted for allegedly charming the pants off of everyone. He has written some of the best stories and painted such vivid imagery that he has made almost all other blogs pointless to read. He has been causing trouble in Karaoke Bars by trying to bring in his portable keyboard, and he has been seen hanging out with ex-Canadian Idols (Herein known as Canadian Idles).
Seen here in his youth, sowing the seeds of musical destruction he would harvest in his later years…
Considered Armed (With superior diction) and Extremely Dangerous (Awesome dance moves with all the Sweet Hookups)
If you have any information concerning this person, please contact Barking Space as soon as possible.
He employs hi-tech methods of eluding the law…>
Reward
Barking Space is offering a reward of up to 2 haiku poems for information leading directly to the capture of The Haligonian.
Pictured here in his political activism uniform…
Happy Birthday, Buddy.
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