Hai-Kuul – March 30, 2006

Atheist’s Gospel (Requested by Philly Cheesesteak)
God does not exist
I hope I am not wrong when
I kick the bucket

Bear and the Squid (Requested by Philly Cheesesteak)
Obscure Kung-Fu style
Taught by an elderly man
Wearing claws and gills

The Evil Snail (Requested by Philly Cheesesteak)
A glistening trail
Shines in the moonlight, left by
The world’s slowest thief

Nice to Meet You, Sagittarian (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Hey there, what’s your sign?
A centaur with a big bow?
Watch where you aim that!

Mignon? (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
You look quite hungry
Would you like to order steak
Wrapped in smoked bacon?

Yep, She’s Got Tang. (Requested by TheresaWarriorPrincess)
Check out those pouches
My mouth is watering now
Orangey goodness!

*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.

7 Responses

  1. Jorge – you’re a genius!

    I feel awed to be in your cyber-presence.

    Too bad I’m not a Sagittarias.


  2. Hey Jorge.
    How are things going? As of late I’ve been neglecting my blog in favour of the Facebook. I’ve got a lot of reading to catch up on.

  3. Hehe, thanks for the haikus. My fav has to be the Evil Snail though… but that could just be because I like snails so much. And evil.

    What’s North York like? I am considering making it my new home.


  4. I’m so glad you stuck with the orange tang in your post.

  5. I’m always so glad when it’s haiku time….

  6. Mmmm, steak and bacon… *droooool*

    Oh, and my ego thanks you for viewing my movie. If you like robots, I’m using one in Movie #4.

  7. Huzzah for new kung-fu!

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