Barking Space

For Being Too Cool For His Own Good and For Turning a Year Older Today

Aliases: “Couch Painter”, “Karaoke King”, Zanta-In-Training, The Pied Piper of Blogland, Ian

Seen here in natural state, and in disguise.

Description

Date of Birth: Mar 23, <Year Undisclosed>
Place of Birth: <TOP SECRET>
Height: Tallish
Weight: 10 pounds lighter than you think
Complexion: Lightish
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Blue
Sex: Male
Build: Medium
Race: Well run

He can blend in with any crowd, becoming virtually invisible.

Occupation(s): Various
Nationality: Canadian
Remarks: The Haligonian has ties to Russia, Washington DC, Boston and Toronto. He has fled Blogland, and it is uncertain if he will return. Locating him is not an easy task, as he frequents different pubs and changes his patterns daily. The only common thread is the Guinness that he loves to drink so much.

He is the arsonist of the hearts of women everywhere.

Caution

The Haligonian is wanted for allegedly charming the pants off of everyone. He has written some of the best stories and painted such vivid imagery that he has made almost all other blogs pointless to read. He has been causing trouble in Karaoke Bars by trying to bring in his portable keyboard, and he has been seen hanging out with ex-Canadian Idols (Herein known as Canadian Idles).

Seen here in his youth, sowing the seeds of musical destruction he would harvest in his later years…

Considered Armed (With superior diction) and Extremely Dangerous (Awesome dance moves with all the Sweet Hookups)

If you have any information concerning this person, please contact Barking Space as soon as possible.

He employs hi-tech methods of eluding the law…>

Reward

Barking Space is offering a reward of up to 2 haiku poems for information leading directly to the capture of The Haligonian.

Pictured here in his political activism uniform…

Happy Birthday, Buddy.

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I Have the Coolest Friends

I have a friend who is one of the sweetest people I know. I don’t normally write about her on here, as she is a private person.

However, in this case, I think it’s warranted.

She is participating in the Weekend to End Breast Cancer. It is an excellent initiative in which thousands of people will get together on a weekend this coming September to show their commitment to aiding in the fight against breast cancer.

It’s a sixty kilometre walk over the course of the weekend.

And she is going to do it.

I found out through a friend that she was doing it, as she is quite shy about these kinds of things.

I am very proud of her. I am going to include a link to her personal pledge page, so that you can see why I am so happy to have friends like this.

You don’t need to sponser her if you don’t want to. I’m not asking you to. However, if you feel like you’d like to contribute a little, I’m sure she’d appreciate it.

When enough positive energy and resources flow, we humans can conquer anything!

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