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The Opening Wednesday

The Opening

Saturday night saw the opening of my show, Juxta-Pose at one of the local establishments.

It was interesting for me because I spend every Thursday night in this place. I suppose one might call it a pub, as it is not really a bar (allows kids in) and not really a restaurant (due to the fact that the bar counter takes up almost a quarter of the floor space.

I had reserved space for a number of peolpe and arranged for munchies to be brought out at relatively regular intervals for the three-hour period of the opening, to show my appreciation for my guests.

And so many people came out!

Certainly I knew that a good number of folks would be attending, but there were many surprises during the evening.

Right from the get-go I was treated to a visit from my uncle and some of my cousins from Rochester (Em’s boyfriend in tow)…


Uncle Rui: Nice work, Jorge
Jorge: Thanks!
UR: These are all very good.
J: [Trying to be funny.] See that one up there? [Points at a chalkboard above the Kitchen window that has the name of the establishment on it.] That one’s not mine.
UR: Oh. That’s too bad because I was actually going to buy that one.


As the evening progressed, more and more friends poured in. During events like this, it’s always tough to manage to sit down with any one person and have a meaningful conversation, but I always try. Mrs. J is really good at making sure that I don’t miss anyone by getting caught up in any given conversation for too long.

A lot of people besides my friends went through the place, checking things out. I saw some taking notes and actually received some really nice compliments from people.

A few people bought me drinks (Thanks Dar & Reay), and others bought my work (Thank you Giles’ and Wendy!).

I just wanted to express my gratitude to all who attended, and invite those of you who have not to check it out. You can read the details here. I will not be there all the time, but I should be there every Thursday this month.
If you can’t make it, or missed reading the booklet that explained all of the photos you can click here.



Wednesday

Dave was over on Wednesday. It was the first time he’s ever been out to see any of my work, what with him holed up in the O-Dot.

I was a little nervous, as Dave is quite the talented wordsmith and I deeply respect his opinions. There was no need, though, as Dave seemed to really enjoy the exhibition. Mrs J. and Reay joined us for dinner after which we skidaddled back to our place and watched House and Lost.

Reay ended up taking off after that. Mrs J. bid us a good night and left Dave and I to our own insidious plots.

We ended up watching old home movies involving us creating stupid fight scenes and odd backwards-moving dancing. I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard in a while.

We also ended up playing Gamecube for a few hours, starting off with some recently-released games and then moving onto the retro 80’s video game disc.
It’s amazing how much technology has advanced in the last twenty years. Some of the games we used to play look horrible by todays standards, but are still fun to play. Back then, when the graphics and sounds weren’t so fancy, one had to rely on making simple and addictive gameplay to keep us entertained.
It’s always good to hang out with my friends. Dave lives quite far away, but I would say that we are much closer friends these days then we ever have been in the past.

Mr. Jorge Goes to Washington

The Season for the Reason

Mrs. Jorge and I are heading down to Washington in the morning to visit with our fantabulous friend Kris.

You probably know her, seeing as she's the reigning Queen of the Internet – USA*.

We figured that we would go down in springtime, so that the beautiful cherry blossoms would be a worthy background for our friend's smiling face.



What Are We Going to Do?

Mrs. Jorge and I will get the touristy thing out of the way right at the very beginning. While Miss Kris is toiling at work, we shall take in the sights, both armed with our trusty photographic machines, snapping madly.

Washington, by all accounts from my friend The Haligonian is a wonderful city. And the fact that it's relatively small is a grand thing when it comes to figuring out where to go to find interesting things to look at and do.
When the day is done, though, the festivities begin.

Drinky drinky.

Foody foody.

The works.



Will it Be Entertaining?

What the heck do you think?

Yes, yes and yes.

Please refer to this and this.

I don't think I really have to elaborate how much fun potential there is between the three of us. Mathematics cannot realize such a lofty number.



What's That, You Say? A Surprise?

Indeed. What would a visit be without bringing a gift.

While inexpensive in dollar value, the significance of this gift on a personal level is unfathomable.



Have a Great Weekend!

While we're having a blast in the USA's seat of power, I hope you all stay out of trouble. I mean, I really don't want to have to clean anything up when I get back.


Cheers!
Jorge
Newly Crowned BMIB.




* – Not to be confused with the reigning Queen of the Internet – Canada**
** – Sorry, Dave. It was right there begging me to do it***.
*** – The real reigning Queen of the Internet – Canada is Miss Jay, for those who have stopped laughing.

I Know Vocabulatronics Appreciation Lessons

I Know a Genius

I chat with my friend Shatton quite a bit. It’s intermittent conversation, but it’s good.

Every once in a while, a little conversational gem makes itself known, so I capture it and share it with a wider audience*.

If I am having a bad day, chances are Shatton can cheer me up.

So let’s take a gander at some of the fun we have…



Vocabulatronics

Once in a while, we will invent a word that will sum up many concepts in one fell swoop. This is the pinnacle of conversational efficiency.

While most of the time word inventions are intentional, every once in a while a new word will slip through that was the result of typing too fast.

Not all of our words are good, though, as you will see…





That Shatton, always thinking of webifying everything…



Musical Appreciation

Shatton loves music. He knows more about music than most small countries.

That being said, his warped sense of humour will find its way into conversations once in a while. The fact that he actually typed out the lyrics to the song in his head makes this even funnier.

Try saying them the way they were meant to be said and you’ll understand what I mean…





Life Lessons

For all of his genius, Shatton misses the point of life lessons sometimes.

Take a gander at something that happened to him, and what lesson he derived from it…






* – Actually, there are more examples than I would really be able to save and manage properly. Not to mention, though I may find them funny, not everyone else will.

More Weekend

More Network Shenanigans

Handsome B. Wonderful (aka Mr. Shellie) has been on fire lately. Here is the sequel to this conversation that we had a few days ago.

Again, we are geeky, so don’t worry if you don’t quite understand what we are talking about. We won’t hold it against you.

We’re good like that…



Say what? Click to see!



Have A Great Weekend

I’m not sure if I’ll be posting again this weekend. I probably should, considering how many funny conversations* I have saved in this format.

If I don’t, though, I hope you all have a great weekend, whether you celebrate Easter or not!



Cheers,
Jorge






* – I think they are funny.

Network Guest

Best Looking Network Ever

My friend (Mr. Shellie) from Boston is a nut.


I’m pretty much guaranteed to be in stitches after a brief conversation with him on MSN.


At one point in the beginning of our correspondence, we discussed that I worked with Networks. So he began making up new network types based on colours. It was quite funny.


Not everyone will get this, so I apologize…





What did he say? Click to make bigger…




Guest Hai-Kuul

Courtney made the suggestion that I might want to bring in some guest writers to write haiku*.


I don’t normally do the guest blogger thing, but maybe it would be fun.


Would anyone be interested in volunteering?






* – Go figure she suggests it now and not during the Haiku Deluge of Aught Five.