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We Are the Champions (Requested by Drea)
When you play to win
Something happens inside you
It is called desire

Rockin’ it Canada Style (Requested by Drea)
Grab the sled dogs, ma
It’s time to leave our igloos
And get right plastered

Fireworks On This Day (Requested by Drea)
Bright pyrotechnics
Will light up the dark night sky
Like birthday candles

Independent Americans (Requested by Drea)
Independence Day
Grab your flags and wave them high
Celebrate freedom

Plums (Requested by Drea)
A delicate fruit
Be careful when you store it
In a full backpack

Ethiopia (Requested by Drea)
Hope fears to tread here
Everyone’s eyes show needing
Starvation rules all

Live 8 Concert (Requested by Drea)
A great idea
Implemented the wrong way
Live 8: A dead end

Bush Sucks My Tush (Requested by Drea)
President my ass
More like a guy with his own
Hidden agenda

When In Doubt (Requested by Drea)
You want the prizes
But you don’t know what to do
Always pick door 3

Eyebrow Piercings (Requested by Drea)
People are quite odd
I’m waiting for the day when
Eye piercings happen

-70 Degrees (Requested by Drea)
Don’t forget your coat
Staying warm is important
Banish the cold now!

Rain Go Away (Requested by Drea)
We’ve had so much rain
That I’m soaked right down to my
Very underwear

Skipped In Elevators (Requested by Drea)
I get puzzled looks
When I perform my workout
Travelling up lifts

Freckles and Burns (Requested by Drea)
I’m like a leopard
When I tan my freckles, though
Some spots are bright red

The Inner Door (Requested by Drea)
Will you let me in?
I’m here to meet with your soul
I’ve an appointment

Mercy Me has been requested already.

Black Locks (Requested by Drea)
Not very common
These secure devices rock!
Black Locks on white doors

Stork Report (Requested by Drea)
So many babies
Seem to be finding their way
Under my friends’ abs

Fantastico Italiano (Requested by Drea)
Don’t mess with the best
He’s the man with the best plan:
Eat rigatoni

The Hammer (Requested by Drea)
You hear it ring out
As the blacksmith forms his blades
Blunt tool that sharpens

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Sick of Me Yet? (Requested by Drea)
It would take much more
For you to drive me away
A gun, for instance

Gold to Cole (Requested by Drea)
If the Olympics
Had events for flamboyance
Cole Porter would win!

Blue Clouds (Requested by Drea)
This is what happens
When you replace the Ocean
With blue Kool-Aid drink

Azaleas (Requested by Drea)
Beautiful flowers
That make many people glad
Including grandmas

Tea (Requested by Drea)
A diuretic
In which you can put lemon
And also honey

Montgomery Burns (Requested by Drea)
Springfield’s richest man
Is also most delicate
Smithers wants him bad

Car Seats (Requested by Drea)
Made for child safety
They must be used properly
For them to work right

Political Conclusions (Requested by Drea)
Elections may come
And then elections may go
And still we trudge on

Heathen (Requested by Drea)
Some fear difference
Persecuting others for
A different belief

Northern Shores (Requested by Drea)
The colder waters
Gather their strength at these points
Resisting freezing

Quail (Requested by Drea)
Why are the Quail’s eggs
So much different than the
Eggs of a chicken?

Faery Dust (Requested by Drea)
Magic beyond us
Some believe it makes us fly
I believe it’s drugs

Clairol (Requested by Drea)
Not just hair products
But some of the best marketing
In Earth’s history

The 500th Hai-Kuul Request

Of course Drea would have to be the one who requested it. Given the fact that this gal sends more requests my way than anyone else, she was bound to hit the number. Here it is…

Canada Rocks My Casbah (Requested by Drea)
Our country is great
Not just because of the land
But because of us!

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