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Wasted Time

Wasted Time

Have you ever been hammered and felt like writing down what you’re thinking for all the world to see?

You know what I’m talking about.

Those deep thoughts that surface only when there is enough alcohol to take advantage of their buoyancy. Profound knowledge, ranking among the thoughts of the ages onhy to be found in the state of inebriation.

I know a number of people who wish that there was somewhere that they could jot down these thoughts, without fear or judgement.

Well, Dave and I have created such a place.


Go see*.



* – There is also a link on the sidebar, under the Interest heading.

A Special Word From The Management

Moved, You Say?
I keep saying that I’m thinking about it, but considering that I’ve started moving posts from my old place, I’m sure you can draw your own conclusions.
I’m getting tired of my stats going all wonky and people having problems leaving comments.
So here I am.
Of course, there will be some glitches as I get started, but rest assured I will be up and running in four or five months*…
🙂






* – I’m not kidding about this, as I am moving all of my old posts** to this site. I will be writing new stuff, though. It’s not as dramatic as I made it out to be.
** – I am nothing if not a completist***.
*** – Also known as anal.

Anybody Want a Cat?

I am posting this on behalf of my good friend Allison. You can click on her name to contact her if you’re serious about wanting Percy. You also can click on the thumbnails below to get a larger view of this handsome devil…



Percy

A very close friend has an elderly family member who is not able to take care of a cat that was recently adopted. He is a very good tempered and loving 4 year old neutered cat named Percy. He does have his claws, and comes with a scratching mat that he loves.

Please pass this along to anyone you might think would be interested in adopting him.

Thanks so much,

Allison



Recipes? No Way! Banana Bread! Birthday!

Recipes? EGAD!

Yes, I am joining those who post recipes on their blogs. Why? Because.

Does this in any way compromise my masculinity? Of course not.

Anything I make can go in the freezer.

After a good 2 hours it will be solid enough for me to pound you in the head with it.

So enough questions. On to the first recipe!



The Best Banana Bread. Period.

Now don’t go trying this recipe if you are allergic to…

  • Walnuts
  • Bananas
  • Sugar
  • Chocolate
  • Awesome Desserts


I will not be held responsible if you decide to make this and break out in hives because of one of the ingredients. Please bake responsibly.


What you need…

  • 7 Bananas*
  • 1 Cup Butter
  • 2 Cups Refined White Sugar
  • 4 Eggs
  • 3 Cups of Flour
  • 1/2 Tsp Salt
  • 1/2 Tbsp Pure Vanilla Extract**
  • 1 Tsp Baking Soda
  • 1 Tsp Baking Powder
  • Cinnamon (to taste)
  • Nutmeg (to taste)
  • Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chips (to taste)
  • Brown Sugar (to taste)
  • Chopped Walnuts (to taste)
  • Secret Ingredient***


What you need to do with what you need…

  • Preheat oven to 350
  • Cream butter and sugar****
  • Add flour and mix well
  • Add eggs and mix well*****
  • Add Bananas******and mix well
  • Add baking soda, baking powder, salt, vanilla and mix well
  • Add cinnamon, nutmeg, chocolate chips (all according to your taste) and mix well
  • Add secret ingredient and mix well
  • Fill a greased loaf pan about 1/3 full of batter
  • Sprinkle top of batter in loaf pan with brown sugar and chopped walnuts
  • Bake for about 45-50 minutes*******
  • Remove from oven and let sit for 20 minutes
  • Cut into slices and eat
  • Clean up your kitchen
  • Thank Jorge for his great recipe
  • Send him money


And that’s it. A bit labour intensive, but definitely worth it.



Happy Birthday Wishes!

A note at the end: Birthday wishes go out to my mom! Happy Birthday!




* – I usually let 6 of the bananas brown a bit, and then put them in the freezer. It makes them easier to work with. I find that having one banana not as ripe as the brown ones gives a great flavour.
** – If you can get pure vanilla extract from Mexico or South America, go for it. It seems to taste better.
*** – The secret ingredient is usually Baileys, Sheridan’s, or Kahlua. Any chocolate or cream liqueur will work
**** – I usually melt the butter using a pot of boiling water. I float a metal bowl with the butter inside it on the boiling water. It just makes it easier to cream the sugar in.
***** – Make sure to remove the shells.
****** – The bananas from the freezer should sit out for an hour to thaw. It’s easy to work with them now. Just slit the end off and squeeze the banana pulp into your bowl.
******* – This depends on the power of your oven. You can always test by inserting a toothpick or clean butter knife into the middle and seeing how much sticks. Too much goop is bad. A little is okay. This bread is tricky, as the bottom will burn if you leave it in for too long. Ideally, you take it out and it keeps baking inside due to the ambient heat of the bread.

Hai-Kuul – Aug 15, 2005 – CONTEST WINNER!!!

Hai-Kuul Winner!

Congratulations to princess_castle who submitted the 40th request! Her prize is the 8×10 print shown in this entry.

Please e-mail me a mailing address, and I will send you your prize.

The next Hai-Kuul contest will not be for a while yet, but you can still send in ideas.

And now, without further ado…


Achilles…U Love Me? (Requested by princess_castle)
Why don’t you answer?
Are you afraid? Talk, because
I know your weakness!


The Great Wall of Antarctica!! (Requested by princess_castle)
In the land of cold
A black barrier moves on
Walk with the penguins


Indian Independence Day! (Requested by princess_castle)
Celebrate a day
For a wonderful country
Jalebis for all!


Black Tea, Green Tea, What Tea?! (Requested by princess_castle)
I need to wake up
My choice of tea will help me
But which one to drink?


Scared of My Relatives (Requested by princess_castle)
So hard to avoid
So much like a hangover
Without the drinking


Briseis (Requested by princess_castle)
She lost her husband
Achilles abducted her
Then had to lose her


He Was Flirtin’ With My Cousin…Moron!! (Requested by princess_castle)
He was trying hard
To make a good impression
But he’s beneath her


Encyclopedia ‘Bitha’nica (Requested by princess_castle)
An alternate tome
With lots of exclamations
And some new words, too


I think we have a Trojan theme going here…


I Think I Am Helen…Erm?! (Requested by princess_castle)
Living in Troy sucks
I think I need to move now
Perhaps the Hamptons?




*Remember, you can submit a topic to inspire your very own Haiku Poem by clicking here. You can read about Hai-Kuul here.