What Happens at White Birch, Stays at White Birch…

…Except These Fun Tidbits…

  • Kwai Chow
  • You’re never too old to dance in your PJs.
  • Nature Gods are fickle.
  • People up North really like pumpkins.
  • I have disgraced myself by dancing to both Sexyback and London Bridge within the span of one hour.
  • Lumight cumandumel numnow!
  • Ping pong is not necessarily easier when using two paddles simultaneously.
  • Axe body spray does not attract women. It attracts flies.
  • Barefoot, you say?

Needless to say, a good time was had by all.

Camping Lazy Dogs

Camping? HAH!

Looks like the camping trip is out. At least, the camping part.

The trip, though, has changed to one of cottage rental. It will still be fun, as the people attending are all excellent.

Of course, I hear everyone sniggering at their desks as they read this. Wimps you say? Yes. I can hear it resounding from your minds.

It’s not the same as camping. That is for sure. But I’m not sad.

I’d like to see you try and clean a huge tent and fly when it’s raining outside.

In any case, I’ll be close enough to Algonquin Park to take some pictures. The mists at this time of year make everything look amazing.

Animal Services? Lazy Dogs.

This morning I was about to go up the elevators to work when a grey furry movement caught my eye.

I almost dismissed it as being a squirrel until I took a closer look. There, on the outside of the window, was a little grey kitten.

I went outside, and saw another kitten scampering around. And another. A whole mess of ‘em.

I called the Humane Society, who pointed me in the direction of City Animal Services.

I called them and informed them of this litter of strays. The guy on the other side of the call told me that they don’t chase strays around. If I were to gather them in a box, they would come pick them up.


Animal Services?


A Question

How many people think it’s crazy to go camping this weekend?

Like Music?


Everyone that likes music with soul should go to this page and buy one of his albums.

He’s one of those rare people who…

  • Is a gifted musician
  • Seems to have no ridiculous ego problem
  • Plays a mean piano
  • Can have every foot tapping in the place by the end of the first chorus

I bought his album and it is amazing.

Two Pair


I wanted to wish Dave and Sarah a Happy Anniversary!

It was two years ago that they tied the knot. Friends since childhood, their union was fated by the writings in the sands of the beaches of Ixtopa.

Or not.

More like fated by the fact that all of their friends knew it was going to happen.

Can I get a Hellz Yeah people?

Dave with his aroused bouquet (Left).
Sarah with her peeps (Right).
Click to enlarge, although Dave’s roses don’t need help…

Congrats, you two!

More Marrieds

I wanted to wish my other friends T & N a Happy Anniversary as well!

A big year! You’re celebrating your first anniversary in your new house! Not a small achievement.

May your future hold many more Ulty* tourneys!

* – Ulty = Ultimate Frisbee, for those of you in the dark…